Honest Alchemy: Tenfold Refunds for Fakes

Anything people have touched or used will retain fragments of their memories and emotions. A blank page in a diary may hold the deeply buried [unrequited love] of its owner. A returned package slip may bear the [regret] of someone who cannot be found. A pair of basketball shoes with peeling soles must still carry the [joy] of battles won and victories claimed. Extract these fragments, then mix and condense them to create something new. In certain old books, this technique is classified as “alchemy.” Our shop honestly sells all kinds of alchemical products at fair prices, with no cheating young or old. If anything is counterfeit, you get ten times your money back ^_^ Zou Lu: You’re obviously selling fakes! That’s not what we call fakes. We call it “the shop reserves the right to give the final interpretation” ^_^ ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ A few things to keep in mind: 1. The male lead is kind of annoying. He does it on purpose. 2. The female lead isn’t perfect. That’s only natural. 3. This story is already fully written. So feel free to make suggestions, but it’s too late to change anything anyway. 4. Updates at 9 p.m. If there’s no update, I’ll post a notice. 5. Read this anywhere other than Jinjiang and you’ll immediately get a tenfold hair-loss debuff. It can’t be dispelled, and it won’t stop until you’re completely bald. Weibo: Guyue Shijian. Come say hi! Next story: A slightly different transmigration tale → I Might Have Transmigrated Next story: A novelist goes to the countryside for research and meets a mysterious department’s motherly man → We Have Lots of Ghost Stories in the Countryside The story of a young master and a fortune-teller (complete) → The Fraudulent Fortune-Teller The story of a socially anxious agent and a socially anxious Demon King (complete) → The Demon King Is No Acting Pro The story of a pastry chef and an amnesiac girl (complete) → You Look Like You Can Eat a Lot The story of a feuding blogger and his younger, loyal puppy of a boyfriend (complete) → Take Down That Influencer The story of a guild leader and a super-lucky alien (complete) → I Bought This Earth The story of a librarian and the gods (complete) → The God-Making Girl The story of a demon exorcist and his little darling wife (not really) (complete) → I’m Engaged to Mr. Mask The story of a sword cultivator and his students (complete) → After Failing at Immortality Cultivation, He Became Our Homeroom Teacher The story of a magician and an editor (complete) → Welcome to the Unscientific The story of a retired female player and a charming male streamer → You Can’t Hide My Boss Status [Esports] Theme: The yearning for a beautiful life