After Failing to Cultivate Immortality, He Became Our Homeroom Teacher

Our homeroom teacher is a sword cultivator, the kind who traveled from ancient times to the modern day. He has reached the Golden Core stage, seen plenty of the world, and learned many things. He says we're truly his tribulation. ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ An entry in the writing contest. Please water me and vote for me _(:з"∠)_ Reader's guide: 1. Silly everyday antics, no schemes, no saving the world. 2. The female lead's love interest is a transfer student. No refunds if you pick the wrong side. 3. This isn't a cultivation novel. The author has never cultivated immortality. 4. Updates at 8 a.m. as usual. If there's no update, I'll post a leave notice. 5. If you read this anywhere other than Jinjiang, you'll instantly get a tenfold hair-loss debuff. It can't be dispelled and lasts until you're bald. Weibo: Guyue Shijian. Come say hi! Next story: A magician and a story about getting closer to science (not really) -> Getting Closer to the Unscientific Next story: An amateur player and someone who calls himself an amateur player -> Amateur Player The young master and the fortune-teller, completed -> The Fraudulent Fortune-Teller The socially anxious agent and the socially anxious demon king, completed -> The Demon King Isn't an Acting Pro The pastry chef and the amnesiac girl, completed -> You Look Like You Can Eat a Lot The feuding blogger and the younger devoted puppy, completed -> Tear Down That Influencer The guild leader and the lucky S-rank alien, completed -> I Bought This Earth The librarian and the gods, completed -> The God-Making Girl The exorcist and his little darling (not really) wife, completed -> I'm Engaged to Mr. Mask A friend's fantasy novel, from mud monster to Abyssal Queen -> The Queen's Grace Theme: Every seed deserves to be nurtured