My Boss's Identity Can't Stay Hidden [Esports]

Xiao Kutan is a female streamer, and a very popular one. Every night, she dresses up beautifully and sweetly thanks her generous big brothers for their luxury yachts in the livestream. She has a secret: she's actually a man. He might even be older than the big brothers. Zhouzhou Shoot is a newbie who's just started gaming, and a terrible player at that. He keeps running into a female streamer while playing with random teammates, and they always end up dying all over the place. She has a secret too: she's actually an expert. A professional one. An 80-point fighter, 100-point sweetheart of a female (crossed out) male streamer X a former pro female player whose deadliest skill is flexing without even trying ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Reader's Note: · The game is based on Splatoon. Even casual players can have a blast. · The game's mechanics have been greatly simplified, so you can follow along even if you haven't played it. The heroine hasn't played it either. · Updates at 9 p.m. If there isn't an update, I'll post a notice. · Reading this anywhere outside Jinjiang, whether you see this notice or not, gives you a tenfold hair-loss debuff that cannot be dispelled. You'll go bald! Weibo: Gu Yue Shi Jian. Come say hi! Next novel: A story about a Taobao shop that has to reach Crown status, or its owner will have to go home and inherit the family fortune. → Your wish is my command. Please leave a five-star review. Next novel: A slightly different transmigration story. → I Might Be a Transmigrator The story of a young master and a fortune-teller (completed) → The Fraudulent Fortune-Teller The story of a socially anxious agent and a socially anxious demon king (completed) → The Demon King Isn't an Acting Pro The story of a pastry chef and an amnesiac girl (completed) → You Look Like You Can Eat a Lot The story of a feuding blogger and a younger, devoted boyfriend (completed) → Take Down That Influencer The story of a guild leader and a lucky S-rank alien (completed) → I Bought This Planet The story of a librarian and the gods (completed) → The God-Making Girl The story of an exorcist and his little wife (not really) (completed) → I'm Engaged to Mr. Mask The story of a sword cultivator and his students (completed) → He Became Our Homeroom Teacher After Failing to Cultivate Immortality The story of a magician and an editor (completed) → Welcome to the Unscientific Recommended lighthearted fantasy by a friend → "The Jerk Had My Baby" Recommended lighthearted romance by a friend → "Horror Games on the Tip of the Tongue" Ever since Qin Yan's heart stopped beating when he was eighteen, all food tasted like nothing to him. Until he entered a survival game. Theme: Pursue your original aspirations