Take Down That Influencer

That web-novel heartthrob who cheats on his partners left and right, enough to trample an entire fleet underfoot: not human! That beauty blogger who keeps recommending counterfeit products and doesn't care when her followers' faces break out: not human! That sweet, adorable soft girl with countless backup boyfriends and hordes of gold-digging spirits: not a woman! That famous author who copies one book after another, as if plagiarizing you were a compliment: is... is human, but (damn it) not human! Shen Qian, 26, (former) TV news reporter. Her latest headache: secretly making a little extra money on Weibo, only to accidentally become a famous online pundit. Then she secretly takes on pundit work, only to keep getting all kinds of jobs involving people who aren't human. Shen Qian: I'll tear them apart for a fee. If you want me to make up an excuse to flame someone, it costs extra if they're not human. ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Reader's notes: 1. This is an older-woman-younger-man romance. 2. None of the characters are based on real people. Please don't assume otherwise. 3. The story includes lots of online handles. If yours happens to match one, tell me and I'll change it. 4. New chapters are scheduled to post at eight every evening. I'll be fixing errors at other times. If there's an unfortunate hiatus, I'll give you a day's notice. Coming this summer: A story about playing games with friends in the apocalypse: I Bought This Planet Coming this fall: A story about a rural librarian and a man who has lived for thousands of years: The Philosopher's Stone Has Expired The story of a young master and a fortune-teller (completed): The Fraudulent Fortune-Teller The story of a socially anxious agent and a socially anxious Demon King (completed): The Demon King Isn't an Actor The story of a pastry chef and an amnesiac girl (completed): You Look Like You Can Eat a Lot Please enjoy my buddy's fantasy food story (?) Theme: