[Greek Mythology] The Flower Guy Isn't Looking for Love

[Defamation can go to hell, fake split personalities can go to hell, baseless accusations of plagiarism can go to hell, and attempts to drive a wedge between authors can go to hell.]

[Things to know before reading]

1. The protagonist is a native of the Ten Thousand Flower Valley, a ruthless flower guy who eats people.

2. This story is told from the uke's perspective.

3. The timeline may not be accurate. Everything serves the plot.

4. This story blends Chinese and Western elements. It doesn't have a purely Greek-epic feel.

5. No traditional pregnancy or childbirth, but children are born through the fusion of divine blood.

System: I'll give you peerless beauty.

Lu Fangge: I'm already good-looking.

System: I'll give you eternal life.

Lu Fangge: A hundred years is enough.

System: I'm begging you! The Plant God suddenly died, and there was nothing I could do about it! Once you become the Plant God, you can grow whatever medicinal herbs you want. A thousand-year-old lingzhi, Tianshan snow lotus, they're all yours!

Herb enthusiast Lu Fangge was tempted.

When he arrived in the so-called world of Greek mythology, Lu Fangge fell silent. The useless System hadn't told him that the Greek gods were attracted to beautiful people regardless of gender.

The gods exclaimed: You are the most beautiful person in the world! Even the moon would hide behind the clouds after seeing you.

Lu Fangge: “…”

Chase after me, but don't trample my herb garden!

After throwing out one so-called chief god after another, Lu Fangge gazed at his herb garden in heartbreak.

Then someone suddenly crashed into his garden.

Lu Fangge drew Luofeng: “So, how are you going to pay for this?”

Tartarus, God of the Abyss, who had just been out for a walk: “…”

Lu Fangge is a flower guy with tremendous fighting ability.

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Synopsis:

A mischievous, scheming flower guy, Gu Shuli x the equally scheming and rakish Ninth Young Master

Though I'm not as gifted in medicine as I am in martial arts, I insist on becoming the best potted plant in the valley at traditional Chinese medicine! Even though I interrupt my own casting, confuse my long and short needles, and mess up my Star Tower, I'm still a good healer.

One day, he arrives in a martial arts world and becomes the most famous miracle doctor. He also possesses a secret formula that can cure every illness and keep people young forever. The villains, great and small, come out of the woodwork and force him to hand it over.

Gu Shuli throws down his pen. You're forcing me to abandon medicine and take up martial arts!

Everyone: Hand over the formula and we'll spare your life.

Gu Shuli: Hah. I'm just a healer. All I know is how to stick people with needles.

The Ninth Young Master, standing nearby, lights up at that and takes off his clothes, baring his chest. “Stick me! Stick me, quick!”

Gu Shuli: So startled that his pen drops.jpg

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