The Gatling Bodhisattva in a Torment Novel

"The Gatling Bodhisattva in a Tragic Romance"

Blurb:

Shi Yunzhi was born into the family of an emperor in this life. His mother was of noble birth, and his older brother doted on him. As long as he didn't cause trouble, a lifetime of wealth and glory was guaranteed.

But the world he lived in was a novel, and he wasn't the protagonist.

That would have been bad enough, except his family, his country, and even the entire world were all destined to be sacrificial offerings for the tragic romance of those in power.

"Senior Brother, if you die, I'll make all three realms join you in death!" the anguished male lead cried.

As one of the countless people in the three realms who would be sacrificed, Shi Yunzhi slowly put a question mark into the air. What was wrong with them? They'd tortured someone to death, and now they wanted the entire three realms to be buried alongside them for the sake of their tragic love!

Reborn, Shi Yunzhi finally got his golden finger: the System Shop.

System: You have neither spiritual roots nor immortal bones. You'll never be able to set foot on the path to immortality.

Shi Yunzhi replied calmly: Let's start with some uranium-235.

System: ???!!!

System: What about cultivation?

Shi Yunzhi: Flesh is weak, mechanical ascension is the way.

The System was deeply shaken. Meanwhile, Shi Yunzhi made a great vow and took out a loan from the Heavenly Dao: If I become a Buddha, but don't use a Gatling gun to kill all the world-destroying love-addicts, then may I never attain enlightenment!

But here's the bad news: his brother is the biggest love-addict of them all.

They are not biological brothers, and the protagonist and love interest are not related by blood.

Theme: Love yourself well