[Crossover] The Divine Sentinel Suffers from Persecution Delusions

Updates whenever inspiration strikes. A lightly absurd yet serious tone, lots of supporting characters, sweetness served on the edge of a knife, many author-invented details, and melodramatic past lives and present-day romance. The author is a peony, so the romance may be a little strange, but these two were made for each other! …Novel blurb begins below… Okaramaru from the special Honmaru has been having some trouble lately. Their sweet, well-behaved, lovable little Saniwa has been acting strange ever since a certain mission. He keeps thinking that some villainous malcontents are out to get them. How can they make the little troublemaker feel safe and settle down? Yahachi: A safe Honmaru needs a grandpa who's like an old man with dementia! A certain grandpa takes a deep breath and laughs awkwardly. “...Hahahahahaha.” Yahachi: It needs a Tsurumaru who's always causing trouble! A certain grandpa stares blankly and recites, “See that bead's hair? I cut it...” Yahachi: It needs a Mikazuki who's obsessed with magical cooking! A certain Mikazuki looks at the pot and sighs. “It doesn't have to be that magical...” Yahachi: It needs an HSB who especially loves peony cakes! A certain honmaru controller holds a cake and cries, “Help me up! For the master, I can still eat!” Yahachi: It needs a... The swords: “Please, just shut up! We're really fine!” Yahachi: It needs an even better Saniwa. The swords: “To us, you're the best.” Well, you're always causing trouble, stirring things up, refusing to listen, and even copying other people by hiding someone away in a golden house... But that's nothing! You're still a good Saniwa! …Novel blurb ends… Content warnings: 1. The blurb appears halfway through the story, because the whole cause and effect needs to be explained. 2. A sweet treat filled with black sludge. The glass shards may cut your mouth, but it's still delicious. I can't stop myself from knifing my own characters; it happens all the time. 3. Please don't give me writing advice. I suggest reading one chapter at a time. I write what I want to write. If you like it, we're meant to meet; if you can't keep reading, stop where you still like it. Parting on good terms is best. 4. The author created everything about the protagonist. You can insult the author, but leave the protagonist alone. 5. There is a CP: Crow, one-on-one. A secretly obsessive, indecisive, mother-hen seme X an openly unwell, literally white-on-the-outside-and-black-on-the-inside uke. Their past lives are in the previous book, Running Away from Home. The holes in their brains are old baggage from history. 6. One last time: if it's your cup of tea, it's fate; if it isn't, then fate was not meant to be. Don't say anything, just part on good terms, so everyone can save face. The author is gloomy and fierce, and once worked up, can be especially vicious with insults. Theme: All lives are equal!