Being a Master Is a High-Risk Occupation

Coming soon: "The Immortal Lord's Dao Companion Is a Cat" and "After Transmigrating into a Scum-and-Heartbreak Novel, I Got a Happy Ending with the Second Male Lead." Please add them to your reading list! OvO

[A slightly silly short blurb]

Word is, being a shizun is a high-risk job on Jinjiang.

[An extremely silly long blurb]

Luo Yunchen transmigrated into an unfinished cultivation novel, becoming the cannon-fodder shizun who tormented the villain physically and emotionally until he turned evil.

When he opened his eyes, the newly darkening villain had drugged him and pinned him to the bed, ready to do something unspeakable.

Luo Yunchen: ...Then why don't I enjoy myself first?

*

Ji Guihan thought that after doing that sort of thing to Luo Yunchen, he would definitely be expelled from the sect.

Just imagining the look on his pure and immaculate shizun's face when he woke up filled him with excitement.

On the first day, Luo Yunchen went to see the sect leader. Ji Guihan was fine.

On the second day, Luo Yunchen took his eldest disciple to dig lotus roots. Ji Guihan was fine.

On the third day, Luo Yunchen took his youngest disciple to catch fish. Ji Guihan was fine.

Eventually, Ji Guihan couldn't sit still any longer.

How do I let everyone know he's my wife? Help, I'm waiting online.

*

When it comes to Ji Guihan, Luo Yunchen only wants to be a scumbag, but...

A quick romp is fun, but getting pregnant means a trip to the crematorium.

No one told this scumbag that this ridiculous novel was actually... an mpreg story?!

At first, Luo Yunchen wasn't worried at all. Nezha's mother carried him for three years, so he could do it too!

Once Ji Guihan turned evil and left the sect, he'd take the kid and go farm in the countryside!

Later, as Ji Guihan advanced step by step, Luo Yunchen kept a straight face and covered his growing belly. "When are you finally leaving?!"

★ Content Warnings ★

· Younger love interest, bottom POV, 1v1, happy ending

· The cover shows their animal forms and uses a template by Fanli

· Mpreg! Mpreg! Mpreg! There will be babies!

· An alternate world with a chaotic mix of settings; everything serves the plot

· I hope nitpickers know when to stop, so we can all foster a harmonious community

· Weibo: @-Xian Hu-

★ Upcoming Stories ★

"The Immortal Lord's Dao Companion Is a Cat"

Mu Yanji, the leader of the immortal path, is exceptionally talented, elegant, and peerlessly handsome. He is cold and heartless, a lofty flower to be admired from afar but never touched.

Recently, a cat scratched that flower.

Every day at court, the immortals watch the black cat show off its claws at the immortal lord. In private, they all say that even an ancient divine lord can't resist the charms of something fluffy.

But in reality...

When Yan Luo is with Mu Yanji, he acts cute, begs for cuddles, and shows off his belly, hoping to get topped.

When Mu Yanji is with Yan Luo, he feeds him, pets him, and squeezes his paw pads. He takes every advantage he can, but never tops him.

Later, Yan Luo gets angry, leaves behind a bag of dried fish, and turns to go.

But Mu Yanji picks him up and rubs his belly. "Where are you going to carry my kittens?"

Yan Luo: Bristles

Mu Yanji: How do I comfort my pregnant wife when he's in a bad mood? Help, I'm waiting online.

★ "After Transmigrating into a Scum-and-Heartbreak Novel, I Got a Happy Ending with the Second Male Lead" ★

Liu Miqing transmigrates into a scum-and-heartbreak novel, becoming the pathetic bottom who looks just like the scum top's beloved first love.

The original owner is infatuated with the scum top and willingly serves as his substitute, even raising the first love's child for him. In the end, he's kicked aside and meets a tragic fate.

He wakes up the night before his wedding. Looking at the bright red wedding clothes before him, Liu Miqing says, "Damn it."

Deciding to walk away, Liu Miqing takes a fortune and heads out to enjoy himself that very night.

He'd hoped to experience some of the ancient world's local color.

Instead, he gets laid that same night, and his wallet is emptied too.

Ancient times are terrifying. I want to go back to the modern world.

Later, he realizes the man who slept with him seems to be the scum top's younger brother: the second male lead, Prince Bu Jingci, who was responsible for making the scum top look impressive. After finally ascending the throne, he ended up a puppet ruler.

Liu Miqing: In terms of who's more tragic, it seems I'm still worse off. I'm out of here.

Later still, the scum top comes knocking, asking if he wants to go back and be his princess consort.

Liu Miqing, rubbing his belly as it grows bigger by the day, shuts the door. "Sorry, I'm not interested."

Bu Jingci: Got it. You want to be empress.

Liu Miqing: ??? Get lost!!

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