After the Foolish Beauty in Women's Clothes Marries the Violent General

Coming soon: "After I Gave Up, the Villain Was Forced to Spoil Me" and "I Put a Green Hat on My Late Husband." Please add them to your collection, OvO Princess Nan Jianxue, the eldest princess of Anle, was born with a celestial beauty and graceful bearing. She was the great beauty of the capital, and countless noblemen sought her hand, yet none had even managed to step through the gates of her princess residence. Everyone said she was an untouchable flower on a high peak, beyond the reach of ordinary men. But the truth was that this eldest princess was actually a man. Nan Jianxue knew that if his secret were exposed, he would die, so he had long since resigned himself to a lonely life. He never expected an imperial decree to arrive from the heavens, betrothing him to Liang Qifeng, the General Who Guards the North, whose reputation was for violent moods and unpredictable temper. Nan Jianxue thought he was as good as dead. On their wedding night, Nan Jianxue prayed earnestly to the bright moon outside the window, hoping the general would be impotent and prefer men, and that he would turn around and leave as soon as he saw him. But the general, who should have still been entertaining guests at the wedding banquet, suddenly appeared and heard every word of his prayer. Watching the general's face darken, Nan Jianxue silently finished writing his last will in his heart. To his surprise, the general not only didn't kill him, but left! The next day, news that the general and the eldest princess were at odds spread throughout the capital. Everyone lamented the princess's tragic fate, while Nan Jianxue happily wolfed down a huge bowl of rice because Liang Qifeng had rejected him. Later, Liang Qifeng pinned Nan Jianxue to the bed. Trembling, Nan Jianxue begged him to spare him. Liang Qifeng smiled and asked, "Do you still hope I'll be impotent?" Nan Jianxue: ...Somebody help me!! Liang Qifeng's family kept pressuring him to marry, so he could only flee to the northern border to fight. He thought he had escaped, but an imperial decree arrived, assigning the eldest princess Nan Jianxue to him as a spouse. He had known the emperor since childhood, and they were as close as brothers. He had never imagined the emperor would stab him in the back. Knowing he preferred men, why force him to marry a princess? He immediately returned to the capital, intending to divorce the eldest princess, but unexpectedly caught his newlywed wife changing clothes. When he glimpsed the flat chest, Liang Qifeng's brows drew together. How strange. Better take another look. ★ Coming Soon ★ "After I Gave Up, the Villain Was Forced to Spoil Me" In his previous life, Bai Hezhao worked himself to death on the job, pulling all-nighters seven days a week. After transmigrating, he became the youngest son of the prime minister of Dachang. Bai Hezhao's eyes lit up. With such a great starting point, if he kept working hard, becoming a prince or prime minister would be as easy as reaching into a bag! He immediately got out of bed and began studying diligently. But after less than half an hour of reading, he became dizzy and had to lie down for ages before he recovered. Bai Hezhao: So this body gets dizzy from reading. No problem. If I can't make it as a scholar, I'll become a warrior! He walked out of the courtyard, spotted a weapons rack, and pulled out a spear, imagining himself cutting a heroic figure on the battlefield. The next moment, the spear knocked him to the ground, and he spat up three mouthfuls of blood. Bai Hezhao: So I'm a sickly weakling!! The prime minister summoned half the Imperial Medical Academy for a joint consultation. It took half a month of treatment before Bai Hezhao could get out of bed. Bai Hezhao: I've learned my lesson. * After lying around for a while, Bai Hezhao finally discovered the joy of giving up. No putting up with an idiot boss, no dealing with crazy clients, and everything he needed brought right to him. What a life. But after only a few days of bliss, his father decided to have him marry his fiance to bring him good luck and cure his illness. Bai Hezhao: Superstition is unacceptable... Wait, that fiance's name sounds familiar. Isn't he the villain from a novel who failed at rebellion? Bai Hezhao: ! My newly discovered life of doing nothing absolutely cannot be defeated by this little plotline. So when Li Xiaoxing was about to head out and make trouble, Bai Hezhao rushed over to stop him. Li Xiaoxing was about to shake him off with a cold expression when Bai Hezhao tripped over the threshold, plunged headfirst into his arms, and passed out. The servant standing nearby turned pale with fright and wailed that the prince had knocked the young master dead! Li Xiaoxing: ? The next morning, Li Xiaoxing was heading out to meet a minor villain. Bai Hezhao was just about to try to talk him out of it when he felt dizzy and ended up back in bed. The servant who had just entered turned green with fear and howled that the young master had died in the prince's bed! Li Xiaoxing: ?? Later, Li Xiaoxing was conspiring with someone in his room while Bai Hezhao coughed violently next door. Li Xiaoxing appeared at the door at once. Later still, the emperor fell gravely ill and wanted to pass the throne to Li Xiaoxing. Li Xiaoxing rushed into the palace in the middle of the night and shook him awake: "You're not allowed to die! I have a wife to look after, I don't have time!" ★ "I Put a Green Hat on My Late Husband" ★ Du Xuanzhou, the Great Meng Empire's God of War, died on the battlefield. The announcement of his death also revealed that the emperor had arranged a marriage between Du Xuanzhou and the young son of the Prime Minister's household. When the imperial decree arrived at the prime minister's residence, the prime minister's face immediately darkened, and the prime minister's wife nearly fainted from crying. Only Zhong Juyu looked delighted, running back to his room to pack his bags so he could marry into the general's residence right away. As long as he left home, his mother couldn't force him to study anymore! Seeing her silly son grinning happily, the prime minister's wife anxiously told him how complicated things were in the general's household, and how miserable it was to be a widower. Zhong Juyu kept grinning. As long as he didn't have to study, anything was fine! * Everyone in the capital knew that the young son of the Prime Minister's household, Zhong Juyu, was so beautiful he seemed like a celestial being, and had many admirers. Not long after he married into the general's household, rumors began to spread through the capital that he was young, couldn't bear the loneliness, and had been unfaithful. When the rumors reached Zhong Juyu, he immediately packed his bags and went to knock on the door of the Minister of Rites' son, the man rumored to be having an affair with him. He loudly asked when the man planned to come ask for his hand, explaining that he had already packed up the general's household's belongings and was ready to remarry. The Minister of Rites' son was so frightened that he quickly denied any involvement, saying the rumor had come from the Prince of the Commandery. Zhong Juyu immediately picked up his bags and went to knock on the prince's residence, asking if he wanted to go to the palace together and ask the emperor to arrange a marriage for them. When Du Xuanzhou returned after faking his death, he learned that his wife had lovers all over the capital and had put at least twenty green hats on his head. * Later, Du Xuanzhou tied him to the bed and opened a little notebook filled with the names of his rivals. He asked softly, "Should we act out your wedding to the Minister of Rites' son tonight, with me taking his place to spend the wedding night with you? Or should we act out the emperor bestowing you on the Prince of the Commandery, only for me to snatch you back to my residence on your wedding day?" Zhong Juyu: ??? Theme: With flowers in your heart, your life will never be barren