I Won't Bear a Little Fox for the Villainous Demon Lord

Upcoming novels: "The Empress Dowager Gets the Regent Pregnant" and "Transmigrated as My Rival's Cat." Please add them to your collections, OvO

Fu Shengfan transmigrates into a spirit beast in a cultivation novel.

The original owner was the pet who warmed the bed of the great villain, the Demon Lord. The male lead turned it against him, and it promptly joined the fight against the Demon Lord in a battle that shook heaven and earth.

When Fu Shengfan transmigrates, he has just finished transforming into human form and is about to warm the Demon Lord's bed.

They say the Demon Lord is cruel and ruthless, a mass murderer who can twist a person's head off with a flick of his fingers.

As the man leans over him, Fu Shengfan trembles and bears the humiliation, already plotting to switch sides early.

But as he plots, he realizes Yin Wushi doesn't seem much like the character in the book.

It's one thing that he's sickly all the time, but he also keeps taking Fu Shengfan out every few days, clinging to him like a piece of chewing gum. It's as if someone else has transmigrated into his body.

Fu Shengfan lies flat on the spot.

Yin Wushi treats him so well. Why run away?

But as he lies there, he notices his belly growing bigger by the day.

Fu Shengfan: QAQ So he can do that too?

Unexpectedly, one day his plan to switch sides is exposed.

Fu Shengfan watches with his own eyes as Yin Wushi stands amid a mountain of corpses and wipes the blood splattered on his face, smiling tenderly and cruelly. "Fan Fan, you've been soiled."

Fu Shengfan flees overnight, his belly already swollen.

- Cover art features the bottom. Weibo: @StorytellingIdleFox

- The whole thing is made up, just playing house.

- Have fun. If you don't like it, leave. No unsolicited writing advice.

----- Upcoming Novel Blurbs -----

"The Empress Dowager Gets the Regent Pregnant"

[Bottom's perspective]

Yan Zhiyu was betrothed to the Crown Prince at eighteen. At twenty, when the Crown Prince ascended the throne, she became empress.

But no one expected the new emperor to kick the bucket just a few years after taking the throne, leaving his only son, then just four years old, to inherit the throne.

Faced with a court full of wolves and tigers, Yan Zhiyu appointed a prince from some remote backwater as regent and took up the role of empress dowager ruling from behind the curtain.

But the regent seems a little off. Wasn't he supposed to be a good-for-nothing?

And why does he keep coming to her bedchamber?

[Top's perspective]

Ling Lie has long yearned for Yan Zhiyu. When he finally married her, he found out she was a little block of wood.

A block of wood it is, then. He's happy to keep her by his side.

He finally outlasts his father, only to kick the bucket before he can even warm the throne.

When Ling Lie wakes up, he finds himself a prince from some remote backwater, with people from the palace waiting outside.

They say the empress dowager has made him regent.

--★ "Transmigrated as My Rival's Cat" ★--

Ye Feici and Mu Shizhou have competed since they were children: in exams, sports, games, and even trending topics.

Almost all their friends know the two are mortal enemies who will never make peace.

When Ye Feici wakes up, he finds himself a kitten recently adopted by Mu Shizhou.

Staring at that detestable face, Ye Feici bares his little claws. The time for revenge has come.

While Mu Shizhou is reading a script, Ye Feici bites his hand. Mu Shizhou: My kitten kissed me!

While Mu Shizhou is taking a bath, Ye Feici swipes at him with a claw. Mu Shizhou: My kitten shook hands with me!

Ye Feici takes advantage of the dead of night to run into the bedroom, planning to sit on the sleeping Mu Shizhou until he dies. Mu Shizhou: My kitten woke me up!

Ye Feici: Damn it! I can't live like this!

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During the day, Ye Feici avoids Mu Shizhou whenever he sees him. At night, as a cat, he has to be kissed and cuddled and lifted up high by Mu Shizhou.

He thinks life can't get any more miserable, but then his company arranges for him to appear on a variety show with that guy, and they even have to live together?!

The first thing Ye Feici does every morning is pick a fight with Mu Shizhou, determined to make the rumors that they're at odds stick once and for all.

But why does the online discussion seem to be going in a strange direction?

Fans: Feici puts chili peppers in Persimmon's food every day. Does he know he likes spicy food? Childhood friends forever!

Ye Feici: I just want to poison him?!

Fans: The look in Feici's eyes as he teaches Persimmon piano is so intense. Is that what they call exchanging flirtatious glances? I'm shipping them!

Ye Feici: I'm just glaring at him?!

When #SaysOneThingMeansAnother appears on the Weibo trending list, the cat in question sits in Mu Shizhou's arms and watches him go wild on his alt account in their ship's super-topic. Ye Feici swats him with a paw. "Who the hell is saying one thing and meaning another? I just hate you!"

Theme: Love life.