After the Divorce, I Conceived the Immortal Venerable's Child

Check out my upcoming novels, "Demon Venerable Seeks a Sucker Online" and "I Gave Up After Being Forced into a Relationship". Please add them to your collections! OvO

On their wedding anniversary, Yan Zhu slaps a divorce agreement down in front of Wen Suchchen. “Sign it!”

Wen Suchchen is working, his expression as cool as ever. He signs the agreement. “Done. Go have fun.”

The next day, Yan Zhu takes off with more than half of their fortune.

Yan Zhu’s friends can’t understand it. “What’s wrong with Immortal Venerable Jiangxue? Now that you’ve left him, can you find anyone better?”

Yan Zhu complains, “He only knows two positions in bed. If I don’t divorce him, I’ll die of boredom! I’m going to find someone young who knows how to have fun! A hundred of them!”

Friend: ? There’s really no need to be quite so specific.

Freed from the shackles of marriage, Yan Zhu lets loose.

Today he strolls arm in arm with the new sect leader from the neighboring continent.

Tomorrow he drinks all night with the Demon Venerable who drops by for a visit.

The day after that... Every day is different, and life is wonderful, until Wen Suchchen comes looking for him and hauls him back.

Yan Zhu: We’re divorced already. You can’t control me anymore!

Wen Suchchen places the divorce agreement in Yan Zhu’s hands and speaks gently. “Be good. You’re pregnant, so you can’t drink. You can have fun after the baby’s born.”

Yan Zhu sees the giant tortoise drawn on the divorce agreement, clutches his rounded belly, and bursts into tears.

Wen Suchchen, leader of the immortal sects, has cultivated in seclusion for a thousand years and is the most powerful cultivator alive. He is as aloof as snow on a mountaintop, and countless people admire him, yet he never lets anyone close. Even his cultivation partner is part of an arranged marriage set up by their sects hundreds of years ago.

His partner, Yan Zhu, has little cultivation, lives in luxury and excess, and has nothing to offer besides his looks. He is a famous pretty fool in the immortal sects.

Everyone knows they have no real feelings for each other and maintain their marriage only because they are following their sects’ orders.

Until one day, Immortal Venerable Jiangxue appears in public with scratch marks all over his neck.

Everyone is shocked that anyone could hurt him. He just smiles. “My wife is pregnant and has quite a temper.”

Everyone: ?

Wen Suchchen: His fingers are beautiful, so the scratches he leaves are cute too, right?

Everyone: ? Keep your PDA to yourself!

★ Upcoming Novels ★

"Demon Venerable Seeks a Sucker Online"

At the peace conference between the immortal and demonic realms, Demon Venerable Xun Qilu spends a night with someone. When he wakes up, the other person has disappeared.

Three months later, Xun Qilu discovers he’s pregnant, but has no idea who the other father is. He storms up to the heavenly realm, kicks open the doors to Celestial Emperor Rong Yi’s residence, and demands justice.

Rong Yi: What kind of justice do you want?

Xun Qilu pulls out a scroll he prepared in advance. It’s covered in names of everyone in the immortal realm who could possibly be the child’s father, each one “thoughtfully” annotated with their assets and wealth.

Pointing to the first name on the list, he says, “Let’s start by collecting child support from him.”

Rong Yi: ?

*

Rong Yi has always been abstinent. But at the immortal-demonic conference, relieved of his burdens, he relaxes and drinks too much, then sleeps with Demon Venerable Xun Qilu.

To avoid provoking this hot-tempered man into reigniting a war between the two realms, Rong Yi decides to act like a scumbag for once and run away before the man wakes up.

Three months later, the Demon Venerable shows up demanding justice. Rong Yi looks at the young man’s slightly rounded belly and sighs, prepared to offer up his entire fortune as compensation. But then the other man pulls out a list of potential fathers and wants to shake down the whole immortal realm.

Rong Yi immediately takes back the keys to his private treasury, which he had only just begun to hand over, and calmly accompanies him to knock on the door of the first unlucky victim.

★ "I Gave Up After Being Forced into a Relationship"★

Rong Qianyi transmigrates into an old-fashioned, melodramatic angst novel, becoming the aloof beauty who is forcibly taken by the villain.

The original character is as pure as ice and snow. After the main villain kidnaps him and takes him back to his estate, he refuses to submit even at the cost of his life. They go through the usual routine of him running away and the villain chasing him, with no chance of escape. After being tortured in body and mind eight hundred times, he finally escapes the villain and falls into the male lead’s arms.

Rong Qianyi thinks back over the original plot, glances at the soft, comfortable bed, and slowly lies down.

He gets money without having to work and has everything brought to him. A life this good would be a waste to leave, even for a moment. The only downside is that Yan Zhaohui is a little hard to deal with.

Rong Qianyi looks at the villain before him, whose looks and physique are exactly his type, and gives him a wicked smile.

A handsome man with a bit of a temper is even more exciting.

If the villain likes little wildcats, Rong Qianyi is happy to play along and indulge the villain’s tiny little hobby.

*

According to rumors, Regent Yan Zhaohui is moody and ruthless, a madman everyone avoids.

Everyone thinks Rong Qianyi won’t survive three months after entering the prince’s residence. Even Yan Zhaohui’s own people worry about when he’ll play the man to death, and urge him to let Rong Qianyi go.

Yan Zhaohui stares at that face and ignores every piece of advice. With a dark, inscrutable expression, he writes out eight hundred plans to threaten and tempt the man.

Beautiful men love pearls and jewels, so Yan Zhaohui brings several chests of gold and treasure to knock on the beauty’s door. All he gets in return is a disgusted glare. “You’re trampling on my dignity! Someone as vulgar as you will never understand me!”

Yan Zhaohui’s face turns cold, and he leaves with a flick of his sleeve. That night, though, his subordinate tells him the beauty fell asleep sprawled on top of the treasure.

Yan Zhaohui: ?

The beauty misses his hometown, so Yan Zhaohui immediately hires eight chefs to prepare a feast of local dishes to soothe his homesickness. All he gets in return is a cold laugh. “What would someone like you know about feelings? You might get my body, but you’ll never get my heart!”

Yan Zhaohui turns pale with anger and leaves with a flick of his sleeve. He has barely made it out of the courtyard when his subordinate tells him the beauty has already devoured a whole pork knuckle.

Yan Zhaohui: ??

Just as Yan Zhaohui starts wondering whether the beauty has been possessed by something, Rong Qianyi can’t keep up the act anymore.

In the original story, the villain gets down to business eight times a night and eats plenty of meat, but here all he gets is cabbage and tofu. Who could put up with that?

Rong Qianyi takes matters into his own hands and teaches the villain how to win a beauty over in bed. If once doesn’t work, try twice. If twice doesn’t work, take a look at yourself. Maybe you’re just not up to the task?

Yan Zhaohui: ???

Theme: Be yourself. Don’t live for other people’s opinions.