Wilderness Survival Livestream [Gourmet]

Surrounded by zombies, Chu Shaoqing, humanity’s strongest fighter, is starved to death. When he wakes again, he’s become a down-and-out, weepy cheapskate who hosts an outdoor program. Only, this outdoor assignment is baffling. Location: a primeval forest. Food: none. One day, a horrifying scene appears on a Federation livestream program: insects are fried, snakes are made into soup, strange beasts are roasted. Nothing that crawls on the ground or flies in the sky escapes his mouth. He even looks at men with green eyes. Viewers: Captain, please spare them! Chu Shaoqing: “He’s meat.” Some viewers: Somehow, that makes perfect sense, and I can’t argue with it. The rest of the viewers: I suspect you’re making a dirty joke, but I have no proof. Have a grenade, Captain. Chu Shaoqing’s famous saying: If there are conditions, eat. If there aren’t, make some conditions and eat anyway. An unbothered, take-no-prisoners, overpowered bottom (Chu Shaoqing) VS puppy-like top (Feng Ying) [Reader’s Guide] 1. Please don’t compare rankings or make personal attacks. Leave a little kindness in the world. 2. Updates before midnight. If anything comes up, I’ll announce delays in the comments. Otherwise, I’ll be fixing typos at other times. 4. This story is five stars on the sweetness scale. 5. This story has an anti-piracy feature set to 50 percent. If you haven’t subscribed for enough chapters, please wait twelve hours before reading. Thank you for understanding! Completed Gourmet Livestream danmei novels 1. Gourmet Livestream [Interstellar] [After waking up, I became someone everyone longed to have] 2. Wilderness Survival Livestream [Gourmet] [Whatever I say goes. No arguing.] Currently updating: I Conquered the Empire with Winemaking [Livestream] Also known as: The Tyrant Has His Eye on Me Su Shaobai comes from a family of winemakers. His life revolves around wine, until one day he accidentally transmigrates to the Interstellar era. Knowing nothing but winemaking, he has to start livestreaming to make a living. At first, the comments in his livestream look like this: “This livestream has nothing going for it except the streamer’s face.” “Seriously, what era is this? Someone’s still making wine by hand? Doesn’t the streamer know there’s a thing called machine-made wine?” “It takes a whole season to make one jug of wine. Streamer, the weather’s getting cold. Better bring in the laundry!” “Streamer, your snacks are probably better than your wine. Switch to selling snacks!” “Aw, this livestream is so dead. For the streamer’s face, I’ll give you a few more viewers!” Then people started to discover: One cup of wine calmed rampaging mental energy. They say it even brought the dead back to life. One cup of wine healed injuries that had been hurting for decades. They say even the lame could stand again. One cup of wine took away wrinkles. They say an old woman turned into a young girl. Su Shaobai shakes his head. “No, it’s really not that magical. It’s just a little magical.” A great scholar: “This jug, this jug, this jug! I want them all!” A tycoon: “This car, this car, this car! I want them all!” A great general: “Hey, waiter! Load up all this wine and take it away!” The Empire’s tyrant steps out wearing a pink apron, a little topknot perched on his head. “Who are you calling a waiter?” Everyone is horrified and desperately asks: Is it too late to go die right now? Top: “If I like it, it’s mine.” Bottom: “I believe you’re a good person.” Top: “...” A domineering, oppressive, sinister tyrant top & a sweet, warm, stubborn bottom who saves him Blurb two: Zongzheng Shun was born into the royal family of a supernova. As crown prince, he never enjoyed even a shred of royal dignity or respect. From the time he was little, his father called him a bastard and a wretch. He was often beaten and scolded. His only wish was to leave the royal family with his mother. At fifteen, he made that wish come true and successfully escaped with her, but in the end, the man he hated mercilessly issued an Interstellar wanted notice, leading to his mother’s death. As he fled, he swore that everyone who had betrayed him would suffer at his hands for the rest of their lives, unable to live or die. Later, he became a tyrant. His people feared him and wished him dead, while he took pleasure in trampling everyone beneath his feet. Then he met a young man named Su Shaobai. His smile was so warm it made people want to... destroy him. His wine was delicious, though, so for the moment, he was a little reluctant to. What should he do? For the first time, the emperor of the supernova empire found himself troubled by someone. Important notes before reading: 1. The top is a madman, a tyrant, violent and despotic. He’s a villain, but the bottom eventually saves him. 2. The top’s surname comes from the descendants of Liu Bang, founder of the Han Dynasty. 3. The top’s worldview does not represent the author’s. Theme: When the apocalypse comes, preserve the spark of humanity