The imperial doctor Bai Shaoxing was ordered to die because of his inability to treat the emperor. But he didn't expect that during the execution, a bolt of lightning struck him and sent him to the interstellar era ten thousand years later.
At this time, human beings are deeply tortured and threatened by death due to schizophrenia, and human medicine and technology have become decorations. Riots, demonstrations, and divisions were staged one after another, and mankind entered its final carnival.
Facing this chaotic world, Bai Shaoxing quietly opened a small Chinese medicine clinic in a slum.
Having just arrived with no money, imperial doctor Bai Shaoxing had no choice but to start a fashionable live-streaming business:
On-air consultation, pulse diagnosis with hanging threads, magical needles, and various lost traditional Chinese medicine skills were performed one after another. At the beginning:
[It's so funny. The dregs that have been eliminated by human beings are now being used to deceive people and make them fools?
[Look at it, it's so fake. Touching your wrist is like feeling your pulse. Who doesn't know that?
[Ah ah ah, add some earthworms to various weeds and call it Chinese medicine? Are you crazy about being famous?
[Damn it, such a long needle, do you want to stab someone to death?
A joint statement from the medical schools: We hope the public will not believe in the "three-no" doctors.
Later
[Traditional Chinese medicine is a treasure of mankind. My charming ancestor is so amazing. I kneel down and worship you.
[Little doctor, I have been tortured by mania recently and am going crazy. Please touch your wrist for me. If it doesn't work, you can open your brain and take a look.
[Little doctor, according to the prescription you published, there are all kinds of weeds. Bah, if you find the herbs, you can't find the earthworms. Can I find a loach?
[Little doctor, I brought my own long needle. Can you tell me how to inject it so that my brain doesn't hurt?
Joint statement from medical schools: Little doctors saved human medicine.
People: Does your face hurt? I'm in pain too.
Accidentally, it explodes across the galaxy. Until one day, a group of soldiers came.
Bai Shaoxing narrowed his eyes dangerously when he saw the marshal lying unconscious on the bed with the face of an emperor who wanted to kill him.
Should I add mercury or arsenic/cream to this decoction? Or, stab his carotid sinus with a needle?
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Zong Zhengyao had a dream. When he woke up, he saw the young imperial doctor who died before marrying him in the dream. It's just that the little imperial doctor doesn't know why, but he always runs away in the middle of the night.
Bai Shaoxing, who was captured for the Nth time, glared angrily at the man on top of him: "What exactly do you want from me?"
Zong Zhengyao gently stroked the young man's red eyes, his eyes darkened: "I want a wife."
Just want to make a small amount of money to be a medical doctor VS have no wife for two lifetimes, the old house is on fire
Intention: The past will not die, the truth will not decay, the dawn will come, and the light will finally be seen