In Star Age 9032, a catastrophe struck the human empire. It was no longer possible to grow crops on the land. Six hundred years later, humans were still struggling to survive. Shi Jianshu, known as a genius farmer, accidentally stepped on the stairs and fell into the interstellar era. He was picked up on a poor and dilapidated farm.
There are tens of thousands of acres of empty land in the dilapidated farms, and nothing grows after planting. The old people are so hungry that they are weak, the young people are so hungry that they are prematurely old, and the children are so hungry that they howl...
There are also a group of hungry beasts that ran out of nowhere and their eyes were glowing green. They squatted outside the windows and doors with eager eyes every day, waiting for when they would have a full meal.
In order not to starve to death and to save his life, Shi Jiansu decided to sacrifice his DNA engraved in the Chinese blood - farming.
Open up wasteland, plant rice, grow vegetables, plant watermelons, and make money by live streaming.
When the audience first starts:
"There are still farms in the empire? Did the big guys from the Academy of Agricultural Sciences develop new seeds? Or was the catastrophe not enough?"
"Micropolis, leaf manure, vomit, no one will eat it even if it is grown."
"Putting human-shaped straw in the rice fields? Hahaha, can you transform into a mecha at night to chase away birds?"
"Are sweet potatoes grown on leaves? Get out of the farming world."
Later, green vegetables grew from the manure of the stables. In the dark night, the scarecrow waved his sickle and no birds dared to approach. Strings of sweet potatoes were pulled out from under the bulging ridges of soil...
Various crops appear one after another, blinding everyone's eyes
"The terminal has been chewed. Can you sell me a bag of rice?"
"I haven't eaten watermelon in fifty years. Have mercy on me. A piece of melon rind will do."
"They are not as pitiful as me. I have a 200-year-old father and a baby who is waiting to be fed. I have a family of nineteen and have never even smelled green vegetables."
Shi Jiansu: "Achieving food and vegetable freedom starts with me."
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Known as the "granary of the empire", Shi Jianshu is good at everything, except for the wrong person. The people of the empire were all disgusted by the dignified man who was just eating soft food, but he was still very sick and ready to die at any moment. The people of the empire all disliked him and said one after another: "It doesn't matter that Yue is blind, there are more than 100 billion matchmakers in our empire!"
People have transformed themselves into the strongest matchmakers, and they are @ all the great gods in Xingbo. From princes, generals, richest men...
Until——
The national emblem avatar that had been extinguished for 60 years on Xingbo lit up again: "I have been neglected. Do you have any objections?"
People: "???"
"Isn't he hanging on the wall?"
"Fuck, God of War Zong Zhengji"
On that day, the top trending search list on Xingwang was #surprise, the imperial marshal Zong Zhengji deceived his body for love#
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Completed articles: "The Imperial National Treasure Herbalist", "Food Live Broadcast Room", "Wild Survival Live Broadcast Room", "Wilderness Survival Live Broadcast Room", "I Conquer the Empire by Brewing Wine"
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Pre-collection: "The cub took me to survive in the wild, and it became a hit"
Also known as "Mankind's Strongest Cub [Live Broadcast Survival in the Wild]"
The Wild Survival Competition has begun again. As a global reality survival variety show, the winners are generously rewarded. Countless celebrities are flocking to compete for a spot. When the rookie star Qi Xingluan appeared on the list with a five-year-old cub, everyone inside and outside the circle was excited.
"Isn't this the Qi Xingluan who danced the splits until his muscles ached and cried? He was tone-deaf and almost scared away the whole audience. He was shortlisted all because of his face? How many A-list stars couldn't get a spot? Who would believe it if they said they didn't bring money to join the group?"
"This is a survival reality show, not a variety show with children. Did you go to the wrong set?"
"You're going crazy thinking about being red! Are you going to let him sing a tone-deaf little sloppy song to lions, tigers and leopards to scare them away?"
"The director has been kidnapped. Please blink. Do you want this cub with a pacifier in its mouth to travel across the Amazon and across the Atlantic Ocean?"
"It's over, it's over. This year I have to kneel down and call the world daddy at the Asian and International Games."
Reporter: "The audience doesn't believe you can make it to the end, what do you think?"
Qi Xingluan: "I have a baby."
Reporter: "Survival in the wild has always pursued authenticity. Even if a tiger appears, you will not interfere. Aren't you afraid of danger?"
Qi Xingluan: "I have a baby."
Reporter: "Have you ever thought that if you take a cub to survive, you won't even have enough to eat?"
Qi Xingluan: "I have a baby."
Reporter/audience: "…"
At first, they thought Qi Xingluan was joking, but later they found out that what he said was true.
The weakest cub is beyond the eyes of the global audience: his eyes shake the head of a wolf, his small fist hammers a lion, and his small butt rides a tiger shark...
What's even more terrifying is that the force value is so high that he can kick an 80-kilogram man away with one kick.
The cub is in charge of intimidation with force, a certain movie star is in charge of cooking, and the dad is in charge of beauty.
Foreign contestant: ..., There was once a cute milk baby that appeared in front of me, but I didn't cherish it... If I was given another chance, I would kneel down and call, daddy...
Domestic contestants: Treat survival variety shows like camping. Throughout history, babies dare to say they are second, but no one dares to say they are first.
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Emotional flow version:
Shang Xingzhou suffered from an emotional disorder, but the person he finally liked disappeared, literally disappeared, because everyone was saying that this person did not exist and was created by his hysteria. Until he met a young man named Qi Xingluan at a survival variety show in the wild, with a son who looked like him. However, this young man said that he did not know him, but he climbed into his tent every night.
At night, the young man spoke softly and coquettishly: Hug my husband, feel uncomfortable, kiss me.
During the day, the young man looked at him coldly: I went to find you last night? Hysteria is a disease and must be cured.
Movie Emperor Shang secretly grinded his teeth and waited.
At the beginning, the audience: Qi Xingluan crawls into the actor's tent every night, what's the lower limit?
Later, the audience said: Come on, come on, let's take a guess on whether Qi Xingluan can climb the actor Shang's tent tonight.
Crying and being depressed VS being in control and having emotional disorders
Reading guide:
1: High-tech gives birth to babies without pregnancy. There will be explanations in the text.
2: Once upon a time, a cute little baby appeared in front of me, but I didn't cherish it properly. It was borrowed from the lines in "Journey to the West" and adapted.
Purpose: There are always many setbacks and accidents in life. Use firm belief to overcome and meet them, and you will find yourself invincible.