(The Legend of Sword and Fairy 3) Keep Your Hands Off Me!

At the exact moment Sui Shangtan beat Gu Jian Qi Tan 3, his vision went black and he lost consciousness. When he woke again, he found himself being held in someone's hand.

Looking up, he saw a pair of incredibly tempting breasts, and a handsome face he knew all too well.

The man said, "This sword is called Tai Sui."

Sui Shangtan: ???

Later...

Sui, the irritable old sword, Don't Touch Me, Live Commentary: "A slim waist or big boobs?"

"Sorry, as an adult, I want both."

Notes:

1. Tai Sui sword spirit Sui Shangtan x ancient straight man Jinyun. Tai Sui isn't supposed to have a sword spirit, but you can think of the heroine as an object that has gained a spirit over time. I'll make it all work somehow.

2. The heroine is a gentle beauty, but she's an irritable old bro whose sole purpose is to seduce Jinyun into bed.

3. Breaking up the Yue-Luo pairing, breaking up the Yue-Luo pairing, breaking up the Yue-Luo pairing! Important things have to be said three times.

4. Although the heroine knows the plot, it's not much use. After all, my heroines don't conquer heaven and earth.

5. It's probably a sweet story, um...

P.S. Starting a new story is fun, but then comes the reckoning (this blurb is provisional; the idea may change later).