My Man Is a Total Wolf

What is it like to have a ridiculously badass fiance?

When you fight, he hands you a knife. When you argue with someone, he backs you up.

If you can't beat them, he steps in. If you can't out-insult them, he takes over.

In He Nanqiao's eyes, a "wife" is an incredibly delicate creature who must never be scolded, hit, or cursed at. Since he'd never been married and had little romantic experience, this studious man watched plenty of movies and shows on the subject, modeled his approach on his parents' relationship, and even consulted professional books:

108 Ways to Spoil Your Wife

How to Make Your Wife Happy Enough to Die

How to Become a Wild Lover

He Nanqiao: ojb98adk, studying makes me so happ-y

Lin Yubei died, then was reborn. Now he has a vicious werewolf of a husband, even more ruthless than the ruthless, so he can pick fights with the sky, the earth, and the air to his heart's content, and walk around with an attitude that says he doesn't care about anyone.

Freshly reborn, he sang a song to remember the scumbag ex who had ruined his previous life, Du Qingfeng.

"Of all the times, that was when I missed you most

I never loved you

I was only fooling myself"

He Nanqiao: "Baby, who did you say you never loved?"

He patted his thigh. "Come here."

After they got married, when Du Qingfeng still tried to cling to him:

Lin Yubei: "Sorry, I have someone who loves me now. I don't need you."

He Nanqiao: "Good boy. I'll make sure you feel loved tonight."

When faced with his white-lotus younger brother pretending to be pitiful:

Lin Yubei: "Sorry, you've stabbed my eyes blind. I can't see you crying."

He Nanqiao: "Does it hurt, baby? Do you have a stye? I'll take you to the Federation Hospital in a bit."

And then there were his shameless parents.

Lin Yubei: "Sorry, He Nanqiao only lets me interact with people. He forbids me from dealing with nonhumans."

He Nanqiao: "My baby's allergic to animals, especially beasts in human clothing, so I have to keep him away from them."

A doting husband who has no idea what a doting husband is: He Nanqiao

A low-key bully who has no idea what low-key means: Lin Yubei

Please note:

As usual, updates come at midnight. At other times, I'm just correcting typos.

The era, setting, and social system are all fictional.

Same-sex marriage is legal.

This is a pregnancy story.

If you're dropping the story, you don't need to tell me. Maybe we'll meet again in the martial world, or maybe we won't.

Upcoming story: My Wife Is Having Another Episode Today

After Qian Ying ran away from home and was brought back, he lost his memory and started acting strangely.

The first time:

"A Lou, do you think I'm pretty?"

Ye Cilou looked at the powder constantly flaking off Qian Ying's face, the blush as red as the setting sun, the bright red-and-green floral dress, and the two enormous buns on his chest. He praised him: "You're gorgeous. I've never seen anyone so beautiful!"

"Then let's go shopping!"

"..."

The second time:

"As an outstanding chef, I must open a restaurant famous throughout the country!"

Ye Cifeng chewed rice that somehow managed to taste sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, and salty all at once. With tears in his eyes, he nodded. "That's right, darling. To cook rice this uniquely, you must be the best!"

The third time:

"I'm a teacher, so if you don't study hard, you'll get a beating. Come, repeat after me: Two golden orioles sing among the willows green, a row of white egrets stews a goose; the western mountains frame a thousand years of snow, while the eastern docks serve sweet-and-sour fish!"

Ye Cifeng and all the shadow guards applauded. "What a poem! What a poem!"

That night, Ye Cifeng asked the chef to add two dishes: iron-pot stewed goose and sweet-and-sour fish.

The fourth time:

"I'm a miracle doctor. Come, let me treat you!"

After putting himself through the treatment, Ye Cifeng was in so much agony that he became a devoted flatterer. "What brilliant medical skills!"

The fifth time...

A pavilion master gong who's exhausted every day but still has to cosplay with his wife

A shadow guard shou who's having a great time every day

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