The Closed Interval Between Marriage and Divorce

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Before getting the marriage license

"Luo Chimo, are you a dog?"

"A single dog."

After getting the marriage license

"Luo Chimo, you really are a dog!"

"You can pick: a cuddly puppy or a big, bad wolf."

"Why don't you just say you're an old pervert?"

"So that's what you're into. Okay, I'll give you whatever you want."

"Luo Chimo! Did you grow up eating brain-damage pills?"

"I've known since I was little to let my wife have her way. I don't fight with her."

"Luo Chimo! Are you paralyzed from the neck up?"

"Even if I were paralyzed all over, you'd still want me."

"Luo Chimo! Are you trying to get yourself killed?"

"I want to die on top of you."

"From sex?"

"..."

All these years, Luo Chimo and Lu Qianyang were neither teammates nor rivals in love, but they were both pretty tragic. Every person they'd ever pursued ended up in a relationship, and they were still single.

One night, trying to drown their sorrows, their friends analyzed the pros and cons of the two of them getting married. A little tipsy, they went and got their marriage license.

They got married on the very day the people they loved got married.

The next day, Lu Qianyang woke up in a hotel and suddenly discovered a strange System that kept forcing him to do stupid things.

For example: He had to get Luo Chimo to kiss him.

Lu Qianyang didn't want to play along. Then he discovered he couldn't leave the house without a kiss. He had no choice.

"Hey, I need to talk to you about something."

"Yeah?"

"Kiss me."

"What?"

"I said, kiss me!"

"...Why would I kiss you?"

"Just do it! You ask too many questions. Hurry up!"

"...My wife is being so forward."

"Get lost. I'm not your wife."

"If you're not my wife, why should I kiss you? I only kiss my wife."

"...Fine, you win. Honey, give me a kiss."

"Good boy."

Another example: He had to flirt with Luo Chimo.

"What are you thinking about? You're so focused."

"How to flirt with you."

"...You got me."

And another: He had to get Luo Chimo to carry him home.

"Um, could you carry me home?"

"Did you twist your ankle? Are you hurt?"

"No, I just want you to carry me. So, will you or not?"

"Of course."

Another way to write this novel's title: [Married, Divorced)

Note: All the rules and regulations in this novel's setting are entirely made up. Please don't apply them to real life.

As usual, updates come at midnight. Any other updates are just corrections to typos.

This novel has no outline and is unapologetically self-indulgent. It's just a fluffy little romance.

Same-sex marriage is legal!

The setting of this novel is completely fictional!

If you drop the novel, you don't have to tell me. Let's meet again in the martial world, or not!

Advance reader copy

What's it like to have a fiance who's ridiculously ruthless?

If you get into a fight, he hands you a knife. If you insult someone, he backs you up.

If you can't beat them, he steps in. If you can't out-insult them, he does it for you.

A rock-hard waist in bed, and still wanting more when you're done.

In He Nanqiao's eyes, a "wife" is an incredibly fragile creature: you can't scold her, hit her, or yell at her. Since he'd never been married and had little romantic experience, he loved to study. He watched plenty of movies and shows on the subject, modeled himself after his parents' relationship, and even consulted professional books:

108 Ways to Pamper Your Wife

How to Make Your Wife Happy Enough to Die

How to Become a Wild Lover

He Nanqiao: ojb98adk, learning makes me hap-py

Lin Yubei died, then was reborn. Now he had a ferocious, wolfish husband who was even more ruthless than a ruthless person. He could insult the heavens, the earth, and the air to his heart's content, and swagger around as if he didn't care about anyone.

Just after being reborn, he sang a song to remember the scumbag from his past life, Du Qingfeng.

"Of all times, that was when I missed you most

I never loved you

I was only lying to myself"

He Nanqiao: "Baby, who did you say you never loved?"

Then he patted his thigh. "Come here."

After they got married, Du Qingfeng still tried to cling to him.

Lin Yubei: "Sorry, I've got someone who loves me now. I don't need you."

He Nanqiao: "Good boy. I'll make sure you feel loved tonight."

When faced with his younger brother, who played the pitiful white lotus:

Lin Yubei: "Sorry, you've blinded me. I can't see your tears."

He Nanqiao: "Baby, does it hurt? Did you get a stye? I'll take you to the federal hospital in a bit."

And then there were his incredibly shameless parents.

Lin Yubei: "Sorry, He Nanqiao only lets me interact with people. He forbids me from having anything to do with non-humans."

He Nanqiao: "My baby is allergic to animals, especially beasts in human clothing who look like people but act like dogs. I have to keep him away from them."

He Nanqiao, a doting husband who doesn't know what being a doting husband means, the top.

Lin Yubei, a low-key expert at putting shameless people in their place, the bottom.

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