This novel will end in two days, with the final chapters going up behind a paywall.
Coming soon: "Good Boy, Do You Want the Throne?" and "No One Can Stop Me from Studying"
The consequences of arguing with your wife: she runs away from home and injures her head, making her believe she is a woman with an Adam's apple.
The consequences of not knowing how to dress in women's clothes, style your hair, or apply eyebrow makeup: your wife scolds you, and you end up with a whole bunch of concubines. The hidden guards and shadow guards suffer along with you, and you drink hawthorn juice every day to induce abortions.
So: don't argue with your wife. Cherish her and praise her against your better judgment, even if she looks unbearable in women's clothes, and even if her cooking is so awful that not even a dog would eat it.
Please note:
This is a male-pregnancy story.
As usual, updates come at midnight. Any other updates are just typo corrections.
The era, setting, and social systems are all fictional.
Around July, I plan to write this alongside the novel next door, "I Became the Male Lead's Aunt."
If you're dropping the novel, there's no need to tell me. Let's meet again in the martial world, or not.
Coming soon: Good Boy, Do You Want the Throne?
Li Yanxi died in a sea of flames, then was reborn in his hidden guard's bed.
Li Yanxi: Huh???
Yinzi: ...Mm.
Li Yanxi never imagined he would be reborn in a position like this. Given another chance, he'll avenge his blood feud, and he'll embrace his hidden guard even more.
The servants all know that the prince's manor has only two rules:
1. The prince is in charge, and the prince and princess are in charge.
2. Offend the prince and you'll be caned. Offend the princess and you'd better pick out your grave.
The order of status in the manor: the princess comes first, the dog Huohuo that she keeps comes second, the cat Xingxing that the prince keeps comes third, and the prince comes fourth.
Li Yanxi: I've spent years fighting on the battlefield. Everyone who sees me fears me. How could I possibly be henpecked?! I'd sooner jump off a cliff and die than be afraid of him!
Li Xingyin: Is that so?
Li Yanxi: ...I'd sooner jump off a cliff and die than stop loving him!
Li Xingyin: Oh.
Li Yanxi: Sweetheart, I was wrong. Let me back into our room tonight!
Message:
So pampering, my aunt is smiling all the way?????????
Hahaha?, It made me laugh so hard
Ah, I want to read Guaizai. When will Guaizai publish the article?
Hahahahaha, what a flavorful chapter
Ah, red and hot, in a trance There is no extra story about when they got married, they were so prosperous and in a trance.
My wife's words this time are completely different.
Was the name drawn by lot? Haha
Damn, are you letting yourself go?
Gone? ... I haven't seen enough. Is there any extra? Another: Isn't there still a memory that has not been retrieved? How did it end?
It's over, let's spread the flowers, does the wife have any extras?