Name: How Dare You! I Was Wrong
Author: The Green Mountains Aren't Far

Synopsis

This novel will begin its complete V-series run from Chapter 20 on February 21, 2019. Thank you for all your support!

After his proposal was rejected.

Lu Shengping: "There are two things in this world that are free. First, the sun is free for you to bask in. Second, I'm free for you to sleep with. Marry me, and I'll give you everything you want."

Zhao Chuge: "Heh. Sorry, sleeping with me costs money. Ten million a night. Thanks for your business."

Lu Shengping thought it over. He was twenty-six this year. If he lived to be a hundred, that would be 74 years, or 27,010 days, or 270,100,000,000... For the first time, he felt like a poor man...

Lu Shengping: "Can I pay in installments?"

Zhao Chuge: "No! Thanks for your business!"

Lu Shengping called his assistant. "Help me take stock of all my personal assets, then sell them off. My stocks too. Put the company's two current projects on hold and free up the money for me. See if we can scrape together 270,100,000,000..."

Assistant: "Boss, are you in debt to loan sharks? Then sell yourself. You're worth a lot."

Zhao Chuge: "The neurology department is waiting for you downstairs."

One day, after someone had become the boss's wife.

Assistant: "Sis-in-law, I think you're really lecherous."

Zhao Chuge: "What? You dare call me lecherous? Are you looking to die?"

Assistant: "If you weren't, how could our boss see a pretty face and forget a fortune? A fortune worth over a hundred million!"

Zhao Chuge: "..."

Before the wedding, Lu Shengping wondered how to help his wife take over the family fortune.

After the wedding, he discovered that taking over the family fortune had nothing to do with him. His wife didn't want to claim the Zhao family, but destroy it, and she managed that without his help.

Lu Shengping: Totally baffled, bewildered from every angle, turning around and still baffled. Wife, what happened to you being a spoiled rich kid? How are you even more streetwise than me? I must have married the wrong person!

Lu Shengping: "Wife, how are you so streetwise all the time? If you're so streetwise, why don't you kiss me?"

Zhao Chuge looked him up and down, then stopped her gaze at his waist. "Sure. Where do you want me to kiss you?"

Lu Shengping: "Preferably the place you're looking at."

Zhao Chuge: "I could kiss you until your kidneys fail."

Set in a fictional world where same-sex marriage is legal.

The everyday life of two split-personality big shots who are both afraid of each other.

The symptoms of pregnancy and Zhao Chuge's bipolar disorder are completely made up and have nothing whatsoever to do with reality. Please don't take them seriously. No nitpicking.

If you're dropping the novel, there's no need to tell me in a comment. We can meet again in another life, or not.

Coming soon:

The Closed Interval Between Marriage and Divorce

Before getting the marriage license

"Luo Chimo, are you a dog?"

"A single dog."

After getting the marriage license

"Luo Chimo, you are a dog, aren't you!"

"Even if I'm a dog, I'll only let you bite me."

"...Why don't you say you'll bite me? You're not following the script."

"...Fine, I'll only bite you."

"We can't say whether this marriage was right or wrong. It began with an impulse, then came responsibility, and now, perhaps, there's a little affection mixed in."

"But no matter how much we care for each other, we can't go on like this."

"Let's get divorced."

"Luo Chimo! Did you grow up eating brain-damage pills?"

"No, I ate Gao Le Gao..."

"Luo Chimo! Are you paralyzed from the neck up?"

"Even if I were paralyzed from head to toe, you'd still take me."

"Luo Chimo! Are you trying to die?"

"I want to die on top of you."

All these years, Luo Chimo and Lu Qianyang were neither teammates nor rivals in love, but they were both pretty miserable. Every person they had ever pursued ended up with the other, and they were still single.

One time, they tried to drown their sorrows in alcohol. Their friends analyzed the pros and cons of the two of them getting married, and then, a little tipsy, they went and got their marriage licenses.

They went to get married on the very day the people they loved got married.

The next day, Lu Qianyang woke up in a hotel and suddenly discovered that some inexplicable System kept forcing him to do stupid things.

For example: He had to get Luo Chimo to kiss him.

Lu Qianyang didn't want to play along, but later found he couldn't leave the room unless he got kissed. He had no choice.

"Hey, I need to talk to you about something."

"Yeah?"

"Kiss me."

"What?"

"I said, kiss me!"

"...Why should I kiss you?"

"Just kiss me, and quit asking so many questions! Hurry up!"

"...My wife is being so forward."