The Straight Guy in the Bunk Above Has Cramps Again

[They're not intersex, and there are no children. This story invents a new type of unusual disorder, and does not use the premise for any suggestive content.] [Written when I was young and clueless, back when my brain was pretty scrambled... Thank you all for being so understanding TvT] Qi Zhi is a man firmly committed to the path of the tough-as-nails macho type. Then a doctor suddenly tells him he has an Unusual Periodic Disorder, or, in short: periods. Every day, he suffers from severe abdominal cramps and back pain, and even feels like killing someone. Wei Yun, the tough straight guy in the bunk below, firmly believes that "men don't have that many problems." Every day, at the same time, he dutifully offers his sincere three-part greeting: "Drink more hot water." "There's no problem a little hot water can't solve." "If there is, drink two more cups." Qi Zhi: Heh. After recovering, Qi Zhi smiles and hands Wei Yun a cup of hot water when he, too, accidentally comes down with Unusual Periodic Disorder. #You said two cups of hot water could solve any problem, but you still ended up taking painkillers# [IMPORTANT: This is the author's immature first story, written in a fit of helpless rage during a period of wanting to die from cramps. I wasn't thinking about anything beyond making something absurd to amuse you all... So I never considered the question of where periods come from, and the story doesn't describe them in detail or use the premise for any suggestive content. The descriptions focus on the mental rather than physical aspects, and have no scientific basis, so feel free to imagine whatever you like qaq] [IMPORTANT AGAIN: They're not intersex, and there are no children. This story invents a new type of unusual disorder (brought on by things like excessive stress, primarily affecting men, and capable of resolving on its own; both the top and the bottom get it in the story). The premise is not used for any suggestive content.] ***Reader's Guide*** 1. They're not intersex, and there are no children~ 2. Unusual Periodic Disorder is an illness, and it gets better! 3. The author is love-struck, so everything is about falling in love~ Silly writing updates: @Jinjiang Yuxicao Please add my author page to your favorites~ Theme: