Pretending to Have Amnesia, We Act Like a Couple with Our Mortal Enemy

[Please add the author's new novel, Burying My Arch-Enemy, Only to Anger Him Back to Life, to your favorites!] Chi Zhou and Lu Shen are sworn enemies who seem destined to clash. Whenever they meet, sparks fly, and they never miss a chance to trip each other up. One day, Chi Zhou has a little "car accident" and ends up in the hospital. His arch-enemy, Lu Shen, comes to visit. Chi Zhou deliberately points at his head. "Sorry, I've lost my memory. Who are you?" Lu Shen looks at his head. There's only a minor scrape, not even bad enough to need a bandage. So he turns the tables. "You don't remember? I'm your boyfriend." Chi Zhou: "?" Lu Shen, you shameless bastard! You'd stoop this low just to mess with me! Chi Zhou sneers to himself. Fine, you want to pretend to be gay to mess with me? Let's see who can outdo whom. Isn't it common knowledge that Lu Shen is completely straight? From then on, Chi Zhou has a "boyfriend." Then everyone is horrified to discover that Chi Zhou has changed. He comes and goes with Lu Shen, clings to him and calls him "Gege," holds his hand with their fingers intertwined, and even changes his profile picture and posts to intimate photos of the two of them. They even see him at the basketball court, scaring off Lu Shen's admirers and drinking from Lu Shen's water bottle. He asks with an innocent look, "What's wrong, Gege? Aren't we a couple?" Everyone present is so shocked that they drop their basketballs. Lu Shen's Adam's apple bobs slightly, but he calmly plays along. "That's right, baby. You can do whatever you want." Chi Zhou, caught off guard by the word "baby": "..." Damn, that asshole almost got me! Chi Zhou never imagined that this time, he'd end up getting dragged into his own prank. Afterward, the more he thinks about it, the angrier he gets. He kicks Lu Shen out of bed. "I've got my memory back. We're breaking up, right now!" #StraightGuys' Competitive Spirit: The Pretend-to-Be-Gay Showdown #The Pretend-to-Be-Gay Champion Wins a Boyfriend #Schrodinger's Straight Guy [Chi Zhou is the bottom!] ***Reader's Guide*** 1. Everyday college life. There's not much plot, qaq. 2. The top and bottom attend Yuxicao University, nicknamed Yuda. In other words, I made it all up, v=v. 3. The author is a hopeless romantic. It's all for the romance~ New novel: Burying My Arch-Enemy, Only to Anger Him Back to Life (search ID: 8656369), available in the author's profile~ Blurb: Zhu Xiao's arch-enemy, Wu Jiu, dies suddenly by accident, so Zhu Xiao attends his funeral. There, he is told that Wu Jiu has left his entire enormous fortune to him. But there's one condition: he must visit Wu Jiu's grave every week. Zhu Xiao agrees. Zhu Xiao can't shake the feeling that Wu Jiu isn't dead. So he deliberately does all kinds of obnoxious things, including dancing on Wu Jiu's grave while eating fried chicken. His whole goal is to anger the dead so badly that they open their eyes and kick the coffin lid off. Until one day, he is forced to download the Yin-Yang Link app on his phone, and an anonymous contact sends him a message. [You're unbelievable. Eating at my grave like a pig.] Zhu Xiao sends back a question mark, then replies: [Who are you?] Then he asks: [What do you want?] [Wu Jiu.] The other person types and deletes, types and deletes. After a long while, he finally awkwardly gets to the point: [Burn me a photo of yourself.] One day, Zhu Xiao asks a lawyer for advice about what to do with Wu Jiu's enormous inheritance. His phone starts vibrating like crazy. When he opens it, he sees a flood of messages from the Yin-Yang Link app. [? Who's that guy next to you?] [Why are you smiling at him?] [You even brought him to my grave?] [Unbelievable. You really made me angry enough to come back to life!] The next day, as soon as Zhu Xiao steps outside, he sees his arch-enemy, who's been dead for eight hundred years, squatting at his door like a mushroom. Smoke rises from his head as he glares at Zhu Xiao with a resentful expression. Zhu Xiao: "..." I'm seeing a ghost!!! #AnAbsurdTakeOnGhost Theme: Looking at things from different perspectives can lead to different results.