In his previous life, Yuan Qin took his younger sister's place in an arranged marriage and became the Emperor of Qin's male empress. When the kingdom fell, he took a blade meant for the emperor, a man whose hand he had never even touched, and died.
Reborn, all he wanted was to live a lazy life and wait for the palace maid he'd loved in his previous life to enter the palace, then run away with her.
Who could have guessed that one day the emperor would hit his head and be reborn too, back on the day the kingdom fell?
The reborn emperor, drenched in blood and consumed by hatred, backed Yuan Qin from one end of the bed to the other and offered him a promise of lifelong devotion: "Thousands hate me and wish me harm, but you never will. Everyone in this world deceives and betrays me, but you are different."
The bride in disguise, cross-dressing master, and biggest liar in the entire harem, Yuan Qin, who was always ready to abandon the emperor and run away: ...
To protect his manhood and his head, he had no choice but to stuff steamed buns into his chest, drape himself prettily in the emperor's arms, and grit his teeth as he played the beauty.
A narcissistic top who can single-handedly carry on a world-shattering romance x a miserable bottom who fails to run away and gets fucked instead.
The author is a dedicated danmei fan. The plot points you're worried about won't happen.
New novel: My Ex and I on a Dating Show, a sweet campus and showbiz romance. The top is just as good at convincing himself he's in love. Please add it to your collection.
Fu Sinian, a young award-winning actor famous across Asia, stunningly handsome and aloof.
An Ran, the sole heir to one of the country's most powerful families, a sunny puppy-like guy loved by everyone.
Outsiders don't know they're the real and fake young masters of the An family, or that An Ran took Fu Sinian's place in life. But everyone knows they were childhood friends and a beloved couple.
An Ran stood by Fu Sinian through his father's death, his debts, and the darkest days of his career. They had cherished one another, embraced passionately, been inseparable, and shared a bed.
An Ran paid off Fu Sinian's debts and asked him to sign a repayment agreement that was practically a marriage contract, with a term of one lifetime. Fu Sinian once left the industry for An Ran, enduring a wave of online abuse and being blacklisted.
The year they suddenly fell out and never spoke again, their fans were heartbroken: Even the closest of brothers can have a bad ending? Did they accidentally sleep together or something? Will we ever see them get married again, no, get back together?
Years later, a same-sex dating show appeared out of nowhere.
Fu Sinian and An Ran were both invited. Separated by the media, they each played it cool: "Just a coincidence, don't ask us about it. Whoever gets back together first is a dog."
The shameless netizens happily grabbed their popcorn, waiting to see this long-dead couple glare at each other and come to blows on the show.
But when the full episode aired, the screen filled with indescribable scenes:
An Ran "accidentally" dropped an old photo of them together: He pulled open his bathrobe to reveal his smooth neck and let Fu Sinian practice signing his name on it.
Fu Sinian "carelessly" revealed what was in his bag: He carried around the ironclad contract fans called the "Fu-An marriage contract," complete with a little heart sticker.
Behind Fu Sinian's back, An Ran chatted with a male guest who was one of the actor's die-hard fans: "Oh, making the movie star a loving breakfast, are you? Back when he was so busy he couldn't manage three meals a day, I had to feed him myself. I know his tastes best. Let me teach you."
Behind An Ran's back, Fu Sinian chatted with a male guest who was scheming to marry into wealth: "Oh, sending Director An private photos to lure him in, are you? When we were long-distance, I sent him so many photos and messages they couldn't all fit on one phone. I know better than anyone what he wants to see and hear. Let me teach you."
The onlookers: ... Those early fans really had sharp eyes. How about we just cheer these two hopeless lovebirds on?
There are several completed novels in my collection, ready to read. Got some time? Take a look around~
Who is that supporting character that the author couldn't bear to write about? He was asked to travel to the future to see a doctor after he recovered. The author will open another book with him as the protagonist. This is a good idea. I agree [show hands]
To be honest, can you still remember the author's account? Otherwise, just refund the money. Just write me an ending and I won't ask you for anything else in the middle.
I'm a little bit offended by them both.
I think every chapter is very interesting
Fortunately, I have also become busy QAQ
"Stealing Men with the Lord of All Things" and "Anyone who doesn't love me will die." Who still remembers this book? My memory is starting to blur [laughing and crying]
If you are convinced, can you just write an ending?
Ahhhh, I feel so distressed... You are so young even though you are so young
Damn, I forgot what I watched originally, so I came back to watch it a second time. Why is it not finished yet? Isn't this a trap?
Can it be updated? 2026 Is coming soon. . .
Who is that supporting character that the author couldn't bear to write about? He was asked to travel to the future to see a doctor after he recovered. The author will open another book with him as the protagonist. This is a good idea. I agree [show hands]
To be honest, can you still remember the author's account? Otherwise, just refund the money. Just write me an ending and I won't ask you for anything else in the middle.
I'm a little bit offended by them both.
I think every chapter is very interesting
Fortunately, I have also become busy QAQ
"Stealing Men with the Lord of All Things" and "Anyone who doesn't love me will die." Who still remembers this book? My memory is starting to blur [laughing and crying]
If you are convinced, can you just write an ending?
Ahhhh, I feel so distressed... You are so young even though you are so young
Damn, I forgot what I watched originally, so I came back to watch it a second time. Why is it not finished yet? Isn't this a trap?