The Bewitching Emperor Is Losing It Online

Our emperor is sick. He's got a screw loose. One moment he thinks he's a concubine chosen in the imperial selection, the next a bitter woman in the inner palace, then a con man about to be burned at the stake. Sometimes he's a nonhuman creature, like a little pig or a fish that's been forcibly changed sexes. The prime minister is tormented every day: What do I do? How do I get this lunatic to attend court and stabilize the realm? This landlubber is about to swim across the great lake to lay eggs. How am I supposed to stop him? He's taking a flower-petal bath like a simpering girl, waiting for the emperor to favor him. Where am I going to find a second emperor to favor him? He even asked me why he doesn't get his period, how he's supposed to be favored, and where he'll give birth to the imperial heir someday... I can't serve this emperor anymore! A top who has a mother's heart and a prime minister's life x a bottom who's sick as a dog but still stirring up trouble Completed works: The Kun Is Too Big to Fit in One Pot, The Emperor Became a Little Schemer, Dragon and Flower Marriage Agency Please add my upcoming story to your collection: I'm Just a Little Kitten Blurb: Nuonuo is a little cat born with spiritual awareness. A fortune-teller says he'll face 999 lightning tribulations within the month. Scaredy-cat Nuonuo hears that conceiving a child with an immortal will protect him from the tribulations. So he takes the most popular path in the demon world, acting like a seductive little minx, and goes all out to seduce a passing ascended master. He gets pregnant in one go, then runs off with his prize. Nuonuo: Hehehe, I'm such a clever little kitten. One month later, the tribulation still hasn't come. Two months later, the tribulation still hasn't come, and the kittens have already been born. Three months later, the tribulation still hasn't come, but the powerful master whose essence he stole and whose child he conceived has come looking for him first. The refined gentleman of the past has evolved into a terrifying black-faced husband after being toyed with and abandoned. With a kitten in his mouth, Nuonuo is cornered by his ghost husband. He silently cries: ...I'm just a little kitten. Why do I have to go through all this torment? QAQ Theme: