I'm Just a Little Kitty

Nuonuo is a kitten born with spiritual powers. A fortune-teller says he will face nine hundred and ninety-nine lightning tribulations within the month. Terrified of dying, the cowardly Nuonuo hears that conceiving an immortal's child can protect him from the tribulations. So he takes the most popular route in the demon realm: acting like a seductive little minx. He goes all out to win over an immortal lord who happens to be passing by. One try is all it takes, and as soon as he gets what he wants, he runs. Nuonuo: Hehehe, I'm such a clever little kitten. A month later, he still hasn't faced a lightning tribulation. Two months later, his kittens have been born, and he still hasn't faced one. Three months later, the tribulation still hasn't come, but the immortal lord whose essence he stole to conceive a child has come looking for him first. The once-gentle gentleman, having been cruelly toyed with and abandoned, has evolved into a fearsome, stone-faced husband. With a kitten clamped in his mouth, Nuonuo is cornered against a wall by his ghostly husband. He secretly sheds tears: ...I'm just a little kitten. Why do I have to endure this kind of torment? QAQ [The blurb begins in Chapter 6] New story coming soon. Please add it to your reading list. "Married to the Empire's Cat Prince" In Star Year 221, the Lante Cat Empire is on the verge of bankruptcy. King Lante proposes to the wealthy neighboring King Stuart, offering his only son in marriage to their crown prince in exchange for financial support. Prince Lante isn't willing, so he runs away with his lover that very night. King Lante is so worried he ruins three scratching posts. With no other choice, he summons his illegitimate son, who has been living outside the palace for over a decade. This is the protagonist who is the recipient of the proposal. The king offers up his own cans of cat food and begs tearfully: Child, pretend to be your brother and marry into their family. I'll transfer all of Lante's cat food shops to your name, meow. The Stuart crown prince is a cat too, so after you marry him, all of Stuart's cat toy shops will be yours, meow. The protagonist is so startled he bursts into tears. His round ears and short tail, unmistakably those of a hamster, show: Father, I think you've got my species mixed up. I'm the one who makes cat food and cat toys, squeak... #What is it like for a hamster to pretend to be a cat and marry a cat prince?# The protagonist: The feeling of seeing my future husband, then having my heart race, my legs go weak, and nearly suffocating. The cat prince, unaware of the truth: I can feel your love for me. Set in space. Same-sex couples can marry and have children, and everyone has an animal form. A sweet story for cat lovers. Both the Lante and Stuart royal families are cats, but the protagonist takes after his mother, and his true form is a hamster :D Completed stories available: "Kun So Big, It Won't Fit in the Pot": Kun, your little Pixiu husband has run away! "The Bewitching Emperor Goes Crazy Online": Heaven doesn't favor our dynasty, and His Majesty has developed an intermittent case of utter nonsense. "I Became a Scheming Little Emperor": The rebel killed the late emperor and has set his sights on me too. I absolutely cannot sit by and let him Theme: