The Kun Is So Huge, It Won't Fit in One Pot

The solitary Kunpeng, a divine beast who'd been alone for countless years, picked up a little lion called Pixiu. He couldn't get rid of it, so he raised it. The little lion was flirtatious, clingy, adorable, and shameless. It insisted they start a family, and he couldn't refuse, so he agreed. But before they'd even shared more than a couple of kisses, the little lion that had once been so eager flapped its wings and flew away... Kunpeng, who seems to have been robbed, seduced, and then abandoned: Don't be angry, don't be angry. Whether things stay or go is up to fate. The five aggregates are empty, and all suffering can be overcome. I'm old enough to know better than to take a flighty young thing seriously... Bah! Just wait till I catch him. Smack, smack, smack! Smack, smack, smack! Smack, smack, smack, smack, smack! What are you thinking? I mean I'll hang him up and give him a beating. #Look, this Buddhist-minded top has gone off the rails# #Both top and bottom think the other played with their feelings# A cool, taciturn, secretly passionate top x a clingy little rascal bottom A sweet story full of playful antics, featuring a mythic-world domineering CEO and his runaway darling husband. No pregnancy-and-run plot. *Wicked grin.jpg* Please add my next story to your collection: "The Enchanting Emperor Goes Off the Rails Online" Blurb: Our emperor is sick. He has a screw loose. One moment he thinks he's a palace selection candidate, the next he's a wronged woman in the inner palace, and the next he's a swindler about to be burned alive. Sometimes he's even a nonhuman creature, like a little pig or a fish forced to change sex. The chancellor is troubled every day: What should I do? How can I get this lunatic to attend court and stabilize the realm? This landlubber is off to swim across the great lake and lay eggs. How do I stop him? He's taking a flower-petal bath like a lovesick woman, waiting for the emperor to favor him. Where am I supposed to find a second emperor to dote on him? He even asks why he doesn't get his period, how he'll receive the emperor's favor, and where he'll give birth to the imperial heir someday... I can't deal with this emperor anymore! A top with a chancellor's body and a wet nurse's soul x a bottom who's completely deranged and still bent on stirring up trouble [My completed historical BL story]: "I Became a Scheming Little Emperor" Shocking! After killing the late emperor, that rebel actually wants to kill me too! I will absolutely not let him do as he pleases Theme: