On the Correct Posture for Hatching Dragon Eggs

[Please pre-accept the follow-up article "The Panda of the Movie Emperor's Family Becomes a Spirit"] Yulin, a small restaurant owner, got a big white egg that fell from the sky one day, and suddenly awakened the memory of his past life. Isn't this his old enemy, the hypocrite Qingshi Shenjun? In his previous life, Yulin was a real person who cultivated immortality. He had a different temperament with another immortal, Shenjun, in his youth, and they disliked each other. After fighting in the heaven for thousands of years, they both fell and went through calamity in the human world. What should I do if my enemy turns into an egg? Of course, hatch it! Stew it after it hatches! After a few days, the big white egg finally broke out of its shell, and a small dragon cub as big as a palm came out. It looked at Yulin with its big black eyes and cried out immaturely: "Chirp?" Oh my god, it's so cute that it kills me! Yulin was so cute at first glance that she decided to forget about it and keep the little dragon cub as a pet! A few days later, Xiaolong suddenly transformed into a man with handsome eyes, slender eyebrows, and a jade face with red lips. He turned out to be Yulin's thousand-year old enemy, the Qingshi Shenjun! What a shame, Yulin said angrily: Where is my Zaizai? It's so cute, it's so small, give it back to me! Qingshi approached step by step, and a smile appeared on his lips that was confusing to all living beings: If you like Zaizai so much, why don't you give birth to one yourself? And later: Qingshi: Do you want to become an immortal again and return to heaven? Yulin: Of course, do you have a solution? Qingshi: One kiss refines Qi and transforms into Qi, and two practices combine Qi and Qi to transform into spirit. Yulin's gods and humans were fighting, and his face was red and his ears were hot: I, we are obviously enemies, how can we practice dual cultivation? Qingshi licked the tips of her teeth and rubbed them against his neck: just because we are enemies, we will fight for the rest of our lives until we die. **The crazy guy has a black belly and a trembling M Dragon God attack **This article is completely fictional. The content of cultivating immortals and fighting monsters is purely fictitious. Please do not take it seriously. *Please give me advance notice of the follow-up article "The Panda of the Movie Emperor's Family Became a Spirit"* Hidden away, the best actor fights with X tricks to vie for favor with pandas Copywriting: When he woke up, Lin Yuan turned into the giant panda named Lin Gungun in the family of the popular movie king Lin Zhen. He thought that he had reached the peak of his life, and he only had to be cute and roll around every day to eat and sleep. Even the owner of Latuo Daddy would dotingly say that it smells delicious, but he was completely wrong. In this different world, pandas are not rare national treasures. They are treated similarly to ordinary cats and dogs. Not only does Lin Gungun have no advantage at all, but he is also always disliked by his owner for eating too much, getting too fat, and not as smart and cute as other pets. Lin Gungun was so depressed that he lost two ounces of meat in a month. He couldn't survive this life, so he might as well become a human! In order to win favor, he risked his life! Lin Zhen: I found that my dog ​​can drill through hoops. Lin Gungun performed a headstand with a squeaking sound. Lin Zhen: My competitor's parrot can sing "Little Star". Lin Gungun twisted the waist of the bucket and danced a tango. Lin Zhen: My first love's rabbit was very considerate. He would cover his owner's hands and warm his feet every night. Lin Gungun was so anxious that he suddenly transformed into a slender and beautiful boy, lying on his master's lap and asking for help: "Hey, I can warm the bed in 36 different ways!" The well-dressed owner raised a big tail behind him and touched the hairy ears on the young man's head: "Really? Then let's perform a show." The next day, a young man of unknown origin appeared on the set of the film starring actor Lin. He had clean eyes and was quite talented, but he was just a bit player with only a few lines, and did not attract too many people's attention. A few days later, an ambiguous photo of actor Lin and a certain popular star outside the studio was suspected to be on the hot search list. It was reported on the Internet that the two were fake and real, and they fell in love because of the show. When the whole Internet was in a state of excitement, Traffic Xiaohua posted a message to clarify: Teacher Lin and I are just playing each other, please don't overthink it [shy. Jpg] Soon, Best Actor Lin also posted: No cue, otherwise my wife will not be allowed in tonight. The whole network was in an uproar. Purpose: Love needs to be managed carefully and treat each other sincerely