King of the Weak Attacks (Quick Transmigration)

The couple in The King of Weak Tops are two childish goofballs who grew up on cuteness. Qin Fengqing is a top and works as a yoga instructor. His stamina and endurance are about average by national standards. Even with performance-enhancing drugs, he couldn't manage seven rounds in one night. He's handsome, tall, and long-legged, and his boss and lover, Zhang Shaofei, is quite satisfied with him, except for their health-conscious once-a-week schedule. Qin Fengqing really loves Shaofei and only wants what's best for him. Going too wild when you're young will leave you old with hemorrhoids and leaking pus (that's not a typo). Qin Fengqing was only trying to land a new client, but Shaofei thought he was cheating. Furious, Zhang Shaofei sprinted down the main road, with Qin Fengqing chasing after him. In the end, they both got themselves killed. A System called "The Stick Beats the Tiger, the Chicken Eats the Bug" found him and said that completing its missions could bring both him and Zhang Shaofei back to life. He accepted. The missions were all preparation for the "King of Weak Tops" championship. Qin Fengqing: "Bug," what exactly do you have against me? How am I weak? I'm right at the national average! Later, the System kept making him possess weaker and weaker people... How am I supposed to top anyone like this? Theme: