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Ouyang Xi, a rich second-generation heir, has a golden finger: he can see the condition of living things. Whatever he plants turns out delicious, and whatever he raises grows sleek and healthy. After his family got fed up with him wreaking havoc in the garden of their villa,
he went to the countryside and rented an entire mountain.
But when he arrived, he discovered that his golden finger seemed to be malfunctioning.
One village chief had the words [Thirsty Pagoda Tree] floating over his head.
One villager had [Albino Sabertooth Tiger] over theirs.
And there were all kinds of [Fish], [Insects], [Trees], and [Birds].
Why were the words over everyone’s heads in the whole village such a chaotic mess?!
Maybe something was wrong with the village’s magnetic field. Ouyang Xi settled in, half convinced and half doubtful.
But not long after he moved in, his fields started getting raided by all sorts of thieves.
On the first day, the potatoes he planted disappeared, and the fields were covered with dead fish glowing with an eerie light.
On the second day, the corn he planted vanished, and five wild boars with their eyes rolled back were sprawled over the corn stalks.
On the third day, Ouyang Xi finally couldn’t take it anymore. In the middle of the night, he grabbed an electric baton and went to catch whoever was stealing his vegetables!
When he reached the vegetable patch, he saw a white fox digging a hole.
The words above the white fox’s head read [Hungry Feifei].
Furball enthusiast Ouyang Xi: ...I’m keeping it! (Eyes shining.jpg)
Some time later:
Ouyang Xi searches online: Do you need to neuter a Feifei?
Feifei Gu Jingzhe: Danger!!!
P.S. Everyone in the village is a monster, and the gong is this Feifei.
P.P.S. Overall, this is a lighthearted, goofy story about monsters and humans. There isn’t much farming.
----The following skit may not appear in the actual story. It is only an example of the writing style----
One day, the residents of Dacai Village gathered to watch the drama unfold.
A video: You people spend all day hooking up with men, women, men with men, and women with women. What else can you do besides that?!
Ouyang Xi: Well, there’s also ABO.
Villagers: ?? (What’s that.jpg)
Ouyang Xi: There are also quite a lot of merfolk.
Villagers [Fish]: !!! (Horrified.jpg)
Villagers [Plants]: Haha, we plants are perfectly safe.
Ouyang Xi: But vine tentacles are still the hottest.
Villagers [Plants]: ...
Villagers [Insects]: Surely nobody has such weird tastes that they’d go for us.
Ouyang Xi: Speaking of it, the insect race also...
Villagers [Everyone]: Shut up!!!
Ouyang Xi: ?
Maybe none of us are human, but you humans really are dogs.
Rich heir shou x nonhuman gong
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The youngest Grand Mage in the empire fell into a deep sleep after an accident. More than twenty years later, someone suddenly summoned him, forcing him to fulfill the summoner’s wish.
It’s only a matter of granting a wish. Would a dignified Grand Mage really chicken out? But can someone explain why every single target of these quests is his close friend, the former Third Prince and now Emperor of the Empire?!
Marry His Majesty, beg His Majesty for protection, seduce His Majesty...
And so...
According to rumors, the Emperor of the Empire has a white moonlight:
The young Grand Mage who grew up with the Emperor and has been unconscious for twenty years.
That’s him.
His Majesty also has a cinnabar mole:
A substitute who resembles that young Grand Mage, offered to the Emperor by a greedy merchant.
That’s also him.
His Majesty even has a mosquito-blood stain:
A noble youth who has just inherited his family estate, is being targeted by unscrupulous relatives, and doesn’t know how to ask the Emperor for protection.
That’s still him.
As for His Majesty’s current bowl of plain rice:
A commoner student at the Mage Academy, bullied for his mediocre talent, yet bold enough to seduce the Emperor.
Still him.
Later, the others said, “Don’t get cocky. His Majesty the Emperor is a notorious womanizer. How long do you think you can stay on top?”
The “commoner student” was devastated: “You’re right. I’m only a substitute.”
The Emperor: ...?
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Modern Reborn: I Bought the Richest Man [Reborn]
After being reborn, Chu Wei immediately dumped his scumbag boyfriend and went to a private club to celebrate his newfound freedom. Unfortunately, at the club he spotted Lu Jianliang, the insanely handsome richest man from his previous life, signing a “personal service contract.” The other party was a potbellied, balding middle-aged man.
Two hundred thousand yuan, for five years!
Chu Wei remembered that in his previous life, he’d regarded Lu Jianliang as his idol. His family had fallen on hard times when he was young, but as an adult, he’d used two hundred thousand yuan in assets to make a comeback. It was practically a legend!
But Chu Wei had never imagined that this was how Lu Jianliang got that two hundred thousand yuan!
Furious that his idol had fallen from grace, Chu Wei charged in and slapped his bank card down in front of Lu Jianliang. “I’ll pay three hundred thousand. Come with me! If you need a sugar daddy, I’m way better-looking than that bald guy!”
The boss had only come to sign a commercial lease: ...Suddenly subjected to a personal attack.
Lu Jianliang looked at Chu Wei and smiled, then picked up the bank card. “Deal.”
Theme: Love life and cherish it
I finished buying Wenwen, and I basically skipped through the last few chapters. It was so good at the beginning, but I don't understand why it ended up like this. . . . You said that the Four Dragon Brothers were guilty of heinous crimes. The reason they took Xirang in the first place was because the space cracks made it impossible for them to survive, and they have been persisting in solving the flood problem. At best, they did not take into account the ordinary human being after the "Xirang reincarnation", and wanted to use part of his body to try to cultivate the original Xirang to block the flood without consulting you. The reason for publicly stating the method is very simple. They will be punished, and Yaizhen's reincarnation may directly kill him. It is an obvious choice to point the gun at his own brother or an ordinary human being whom they don't know at all. In fact, Ouyang did not suffer any harm, but the torment Long Sizi suffered in the last part can be said to be very insulting to the dignity of the big monster, right? The Shark Man just nodded. You let them work for nothing or receive some kind of punishment, and that's it. There is no need to hold such a joke exam or something. It feels unnecessary and childish. In the end, Gu Jingzhe asked for 300 million like a lion. . . . In an instant, I felt like I had lost a lot of status. It was really like blackmailing a wealthy family. . . . Anyway, the last part was very speechless. It ended so quickly and I felt like I still needed a bite. I felt that it was not worth staying up half the night to read the article.
Haha, it's hard work building a tree.
Congratulations to the author on the completion of this article
Finished with flowers ~ Humph! !
Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers
Ah! It's over, not enough! I also want to read a thousand chapters of daily extras! ! ! ! !
Very good, plain and plain is the real thing
Finished spreading flowers! ! It's just a bit short and not satisfying! ! I really want to see more! ! !
The ending is great
The plot of this book before entering v was very good. After entering v, the plot began to decline. When the two confessed, they hit rock bottom. If I hadn't been a bit obsessive-compulsive and had to finish reading so many books, I wouldn't have been able to stick to the ending. Also, the author didn't know how to simplify at all. There was a lot of nonsense at the end. If you can finish three sentences, you have to write ten sentences, and if you can finish one paragraph, you have to write a chapter. Is this the legendary water injection? We don't understand it very well, and we don't dare to talk nonsense, but I just feel that this shouldn't be the case. After entering V, I felt like I wanted to change the book. I didn't have endless aftertaste at the end, I just felt that it was not worth it. Well, it is not easy to find a book that is stable from beginning to end. Alas~
If I Want to Show Off, I'll Dress up as a God.
All Courtiers Are in the Harem
This Is Impossible! ! ! [Interstellar Cultivation]
I Love You, Why Are You Crazy?
I Make the Whole World Wear a Mask of Pain
After Only Entering One Copy in Infinite Stream, I Was Kicked Out by the Lord God.
I Will Never Write Another Novel
Bai Yueguang Is Me, and My Substitute Is Me Too
I Slapped My Bank Card on the Face of the Richest Man [Rebirth]
Please Fiancé Fuck Me Hard! [Wearing Books]
What a Zombie Like Me Did Was Without Dignity!
As the Protagonists, How Come They Are Poorer Than Me!
I finished buying Wenwen, and I basically skipped through the last few chapters. It was so good at the beginning, but I don't understand why it ended up like this. . . . You said that the Four Dragon Brothers were guilty of heinous crimes. The reason they took Xirang in the first place was because the space cracks made it impossible for them to survive, and they have been persisting in solving the flood problem. At best, they did not take into account the ordinary human being after the "Xirang reincarnation", and wanted to use part of his body to try to cultivate the original Xirang to block the flood without consulting you. The reason for publicly stating the method is very simple. They will be punished, and Yaizhen's reincarnation may directly kill him. It is an obvious choice to point the gun at his own brother or an ordinary human being whom they don't know at all. In fact, Ouyang did not suffer any harm, but the torment Long Sizi suffered in the last part can be said to be very insulting to the dignity of the big monster, right? The Shark Man just nodded. You let them work for nothing or receive some kind of punishment, and that's it. There is no need to hold such a joke exam or something. It feels unnecessary and childish. In the end, Gu Jingzhe asked for 300 million like a lion. . . . In an instant, I felt like I had lost a lot of status. It was really like blackmailing a wealthy family. . . . Anyway, the last part was very speechless. It ended so quickly and I felt like I still needed a bite. I felt that it was not worth staying up half the night to read the article.
Haha, it's hard work building a tree.
Congratulations to the author on the completion of this article
Finished with flowers ~ Humph! !
Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers
Ah! It's over, not enough! I also want to read a thousand chapters of daily extras! ! ! ! !
Very good, plain and plain is the real thing
Finished spreading flowers! ! It's just a bit short and not satisfying! ! I really want to see more! ! !
The ending is great
The plot of this book before entering v was very good. After entering v, the plot began to decline. When the two confessed, they hit rock bottom. If I hadn't been a bit obsessive-compulsive and had to finish reading so many books, I wouldn't have been able to stick to the ending. Also, the author didn't know how to simplify at all. There was a lot of nonsense at the end. If you can finish three sentences, you have to write ten sentences, and if you can finish one paragraph, you have to write a chapter. Is this the legendary water injection? We don't understand it very well, and we don't dare to talk nonsense, but I just feel that this shouldn't be the case. After entering V, I felt like I wanted to change the book. I didn't have endless aftertaste at the end, I just felt that it was not worth it. Well, it is not easy to find a book that is stable from beginning to end. Alas~