I Slapped My Bank Card Against the Richest Man's Face [Reborn]

After being reborn, Chu Wei immediately dumped her scumbag boyfriend and went to a private club to celebrate being single. While pleasantly tipsy, she happened to see Lu Jianliang, the ridiculously handsome richest man from her previous life, signing a "personal service contract" with a potbellied, balding middle-aged man. Two hundred thousand yuan for five years! Chu Wei remembered how she'd idolized Lu Jianliang in her previous life. His family fell on hard times when he was young, but he rebuilt his fortune with two hundred thousand yuan in assets as an adult. His story was practically legendary! Chu Wei never imagined that this was how he'd gotten that two hundred thousand! Furious that her idol had fallen from grace, Chu Wei charged over and slapped her bank card down in front of Lu Jianliang. "I'll pay three hundred thousand. Come with me! If you need a sugar daddy, I'm definitely better-looking than that bald guy!" The boss had only come to sign a lease for a storefront: ...Suddenly subjected to a personal attack. Lu Jianliang looked at Chu Wei and smiled, then picked up the bank card. "Deal." 1. Lu is the top and Chu is the bottom. Lu agrees for his own amusement, not because he's being kept. 2. Alternate modern setting, with technology roughly like that of the mid-1990s. 3. Currently updating at six thousand words a day. 4. Next work: historical danmei, When Will My Realm Fall? Shao Yi died, then got nabbed by the System and sent to ancient times to be an emperor... More precisely, to be a tyrant. The last emperor of the Shao dynasty had just ascended the throne when he tripped over a threshold and died. The System caught Shao Yi, a tyrant from a parallel world, to keep history on track. System: You just have to follow the normal course of history and be a tyrant, bringing the Shao dynasty to ruin. Then I'll send you back to life. Shao Yi: Honestly, I'm not that keen on coming back to life. System: ...I'm begging you QAQ Anyway, with the System wailing and pleading, and to keep this world from straying from its historical path and heading for destruction, Shao Yi began his career as a tyrant. But being a tyrant wasn't easy. Shao Yi looked at the officials in court, all of whom seemed to be saying, "I'm very reliable," and fell into deep thought. How had his other self managed to completely wreck this country? System: See the first minister to your left? The tyrant killed him first. Shao Yi: ...I'm not killing anyone. I'm a law-abiding citizen raised under socialism. He looks like a refined gentleman, so I'll send him to the frontier. Ten months later. "Report!!! Lord Qin has seized thirteen cities of the Great Zhen Kingdom, breached its capital, and captured its king!" Shao Yi/System: ... Shao Yi: All right, all right, who's next? Who should I deal with? System: The third person on your right. The tyrant had him executed by lingchi. Shao Yi: No way, that's too cruel. I'll exile him to a poor region as a county magistrate. Surely he won't cause any trouble there. Six months later. "Report!!!! A plague has broken out in Pinghu Commandery. Lord Yuan has rallied merchants and medical clinics to cure it!" Shao Yi/System: ... Shao Yi: System, is there anything else we can try? System: ...See the top scholar in front of you? Humiliate him as much as you can, until he hates you so much that he'll help the new emperor plot your overthrow. Shao Yi: That's easy. I can do that! The emperor's wedding: he marries the newly appointed top scholar and makes him empress. Three months later, Shao Yi climbed out of bed. "System, I think he's trying to kill me in his own way." System: ...I'm already dead. Shao Yi: Come on, in a way, we've still finished the mission. The last emperor of the Shao dynasty died without an heir because he was gay, and the dynasty fell. It sounds plausible enough. System: Get lost!!! Theme: Everyone for me, and I for everyone. Technology serves the people.