After Becoming the Daughter of the Crematorium's Heroine

(The title, blurb, and running gag have been revised several times. Feel free to skip if they're not to your taste.)

Before transmigrating, Ruan Mianmian was an orphan, bound to a toddler-raising System. She treasured her gentle mother, who had given birth to her, raised her, and treated her so well. When she grew up, she hoped to make lots of money and keep countless cute young men for her mom.

Then, on the morning of Ruan Mianmian's first day of primary school, she got hit by a wife-chasing-to-the-crematorium novel.

Now she knows that her mother, Ruan Qingqing, is a wealthy CEO's substitute for his one true love. The scumbag deceived her into sleeping with him, marrying him, and falling in love with him. When she became pregnant and learned the truth, she chose to leave and end the relationship.

But when the child turns six, someone finds them because the daughter looks so much like her father, and a new round of angst begins. It includes, but isn't limited to, kidney removal, car accidents, blindness, and kidnapping.

At last, the scumbag finally realizes his true feelings: he doesn't love his one true love, but the substitute. He begs Ruan Qingqing to forgive him. Because her daughter longs for a father, Ruan Qingqing forgives him, and the two live happily ever after, raising the son of the deceased woman he once loved.

In the bonus chapter, the one true love's son inherits the scumbag's business, while Ruan Qingqing is married off to a wife-beating man in a political marriage. After enduring all kinds of abuse, she and the abuser reach a happy ending.

Ruan Mianmian is so furious at this trash plot that she wants to tear up the script. To hell with a happy ending! She doesn't need a complete family, and she certainly won't be the glue holding her parents together. She'll only add fuel to her scumbag dad's trip to the crematorium!

At a parent-teacher meeting:

Ruan Mianmian: System, redeem ten baby burps and use them on the male lead.

And so, the domineering CEO and scumbag male lead suddenly starts burping like a baby, completely unprepared, and can't even finish a sentence.

Ruan Mianmian: The toddler System might not seem useful, but in seconds, it can reduce an adult to an idiot.

Theme: Study hard and improve every day. Exercise to stay healthy and happy.