(Crossover) I'm Not Solomon!

My name is Romani Archaman.

Ever since I graduated from high school and inherited a huge fortune, I've been hooked on games like I am now, living the hopeless life of a pathetic, jobless middle-aged man.

Then one day, a former fellow disciple wrote to ask me to help him with his work. The day after I moved into my new place, the pretty high school girl next door hugged me and burst into tears!

"Waaah QAQ... Doctor! It's the Doctor, alive and breathing!!"

Of course I'm alive! Wait, who's the Doctor?

"Waaah, he moves!"

Of course I move!!

"Romani, I already thought you were a mess, but I never imagined you would be even worse in real life," my fellow disciple said.

I didn't lead a high school girl on and abandon her, and I didn't make her cry!

"Look, it's Solomon!" the Demon Pillar said.

Who's Solomon? What does he have to do with me?!

Goetia: "..."

"..." I looked at this little troublemaker and thought for a moment. "Do you want to call me Daddy? I could accept that, though it'd be a little embarrassing since I've never had a girlfriend..."

Smack!

...What did I do to deserve getting hit?

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Note from 2020.12.15: Changed the cover. Editing is done, and updates are resuming.

Theme: Our goal is love and hope