Chrollo Always Wants Me to Confess (Crossover)

I was dressed in a gorgeous, lightweight gown, shut inside a cage woven from pearls and golden thread.

In three hours, the staff would come in and call me out to be auctioned off.

Well, I was the thing being auctioned.

...Honestly, I never meant for the plot to turn out like this. But they were offering me too much... They gave me clothes and jewelry, and even maids who fussed over me: one brought me food, one massaged my shoulders, and one pounded my legs... Whenever I got distracted, time seemed to fast-forward, and here I was...

Suddenly, the door opened, much earlier than scheduled.

The people who came in weren't staff or the familiar little maids. They looked like they had just finished a group brawl, and they seemed thoroughly up to no good. Terrorists.

One of the humans in the middle stared at me for a while, then put on an expression like he'd figured something out.

...Only Satan knows what he figured out. Don't ask me.

Anyway, I haven't done anything bad. I'm just a perfectly ordinary good-for-nothing.

This story is also known as:

"Only Satan Knows Everything",

"What Do I Do When My Wife Is Such a Good Liar?",

"An External Brain and Me" (yep, it's a riff on Young Master and Me),

"The Heroine Just Wants to Have Some Fun, So Why Is She Responsible for Everything?" (?)

[Notes and Reading Guide]

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1. The heroine isn't human, and she doesn't act like one, either.

2. I don't know whether the thing in the title will actually happen. Let's see.

3. A whole lot of people just here for the fun will show up. Leave your conscience at the door.

The heroine's theme song: "Flies"

P.S. She has another theme song, "Twenty-Three". I recommend giving it a listen! It's so good!!

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