[Detective Conan] Miss Dazai Tries to Give Up

[Blurb, the silly version]

System: We're a legitimate system, the kind that saves people. With my help, you can help others and earn energy to make your own wish come true. Sounds great, right? Doesn't that sound wholesome?

Miss Dazai: Can I jump from here? (Points at the rooftop.)

System: Yamete! Stop! Why are you like this? At least ask me about the mission details, or, failing that, be suspicious of my intentions!

Miss Dazai: I'm tired of life. I don't want to be suspicious. I just want to land headfirst, thanks.

System: Calm down! (Wishing it had a physical body so it could grab her by the neck.)

[Blurb, the serious version]

Age 0: You were born, a girl.

Age 4: Your family fell into decline. Your parents treated you like a bargaining chip for a political marriage, hoping you could help them return to their former glory.

Age 12: You successfully ran away from home, only to be picked up by a strange uncle on the side of the road. His look made it hard not to get angry.

Age 14: You witnessed a certain underworld family's change of leadership and found a book.

Age 14: You don't want to live the way the book says, but it doesn't matter.

Age 15: You don't want to live the way the book says, but it doesn't matter.

Age 15: Your world was destroyed.

Age 15: You abruptly shut the book in your hands. "What kind of plot is this?! I don't think my friends in a parallel world are my friends, since they're men... but what is this?! How did I end up an 'homeless' wanderer in another world?"

Age 15: You have no desire to do some sort of rescue mission as the System says. You don't care about saving your own world at all. You just want to jump off the rooftop.

Age 15: How unfortunate. Why is there someone else on this rooftop?!

Theme: When life gets tough, there's always a way through.