[Hunter X Hunter] The Clown Just Hates Trouble

...What's a symbol? I don't know how to make one, either. (Pouty face)

...As for Illumi, I really don't want to be his living ATM... (Chin in hand)

...The Spiders are even more trouble. I don't want to take part in any events or get involved in the Kurta Clan's business. And can I choose to tear off the Spider tattoo stuck on me with my flimsy disguise? (Dead fish eyes)

...Huh? You want to know who I am? (Points at self)

My name is Hisoka. (Smiles)

My name is Hisoka. I'm a transmigrator, and I have the original owner's memories. But I hate trouble. Remember, I hate it, I'm not afraid of it. I mean, for example, there might be something I could do, but I'm too lazy to bother.

Should I be glad I'm only seventeen now? I've already escaped Meteor City, I'm not completely crazy yet, and I haven't met Illumi?

You ask about Chrollo? ...We're both from Meteor City. Of course I know him.

Anyway, even though a lot of things are a pain, I have to put up with them if I want to survive... And I have to find a way back. My real parents are waiting for me.

★ Hisoka is the protagonist, and his characterization is intentionally out of character.

★ This story follows the 2011 Hunter x Hunter anime.

★ The protagonist seems to hate trouble, but is a little too "compassionate" deep down.

★ The main pairing isn't decided yet. Suggestions are welcome in the comments. Either way, Hisoka is definitely the bottom in this story.