(Transmigrate into a Book) This Villain Is Such a Sissy

When people transmigrate into a xianxia world, they usually become the senior brother or the master.

But he transmigrated as the second uncle.

Sure, he's a villain, but Xu Binye isn't girly. He really isn't!

The problem is...

#This villain looks like a woman#

#Damn it! I'm not wearing a skirt! Not even one with shorts underneath!#

Fake System, real wingman: No, that's a defining trait of the villain.

Defining trait...

Xu Binye: Defining trait my ass! I'm straight! Completely straight! QAQ

#I'm not cross-dressing because I want to, I just don't want to get struck by lightning_(:з"∠)_#

#The pure, straight guy who can't tell anyone about his troubles#

Rumor has it that the Cultivation Sect has a peerless beauty named Xu Binye, the second immortal master of the four great clans' Cangye Manor, from Red Maple Mountain to the south. Her skin is as white as jade, her lips as red as flames, her eyes as bright as the moon, and a signature pearl orchid hairpin adorns her cloudlike dark hair...

The beauty smiles faintly, and countless heroes are moved.

The beauty opens her lips...

"Damn it!"

"...?!"

Xu Binye, the peerless beauty with a woman's face, second immortal master of Cangye Manor, and a man: Hero, please spare me QWQ! I was only doing what the System told me to!

System: ...Don't blame me. Some things were your own idea.

The hero Mu Guiyin thinks to himself:

1. Kiss me.

2. Hug me.

3. Do one and two again, and I'll forgive you.

Xu Binye, still living in the shadow of the hero: Excuse me? Hero, I saved you three times, so why are you still trying to kill me?!

System: He's pursuing his husband across a thousand miles, you idiot!

Xu Binye: ...

Cross-dressing second uncle Xu Binye, bottom x stoic-looking top who gets clingy when drunk