Something Seems Off in the Immortal Realm

Taozi knows this story has plenty of flaws, but she'll learn from her mistakes and keep doing her best! Thank you, little angels, for your support! A good disciple of the immortal sect, skilled at alchemy, artifact crafting, flying, and swordplay, and always ready to help an old person cross the road, ascends to immortality! But why are the beastfolk here chasing me and insisting I'm a female? (Female, my foot!) The beautiful elves surround me every day, wanting to absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. (I'm not your big sun!) The mechanical race's punks go even further, insisting that low-grade spirit stones are precious ores they need to advance! (What does that make high-grade spirit stones, then?) Even my plain old spatial ring has become an unsurpassed treasure! (Spatial ring: What, is this my fault?) Please add my upcoming story to your collection: I Suspect You're Not a Slacker at All Su Qianjiu lives by the motto, "Even if a lazy fish turns over, it's still a lazy fish," and sticks to the principles of "lie flat, cling to someone powerful, and don't show off." She puts these ideas into practice every day, never expecting that playing an idle game could have such a huge impact on her life. On one side, the immortal sect is in grave danger, its disciples are starving for help, and she has a secondhand app called "Lazy Fish" in her hands. On the other, for no apparent reason, one uncle and auntie after another shows up in real life to challenge her. They collapse at the slightest touch, then demand that she pay their medical bills. Her miserable life brings the lazy fish to tears. Then a man appears before Su Qianjiu, dressed in a uniform, cold and stern, like a god descending from heaven. He says, "Keep pretending, and I'll make sure you lie flat forever." Su Qianjiu struggles to hold back her excitement: Oh my god, big brother, do you need a leg-hugging sidekick? :) Theme: