The Interstellar Master of Healing

Lu Zheng is reborn in the interstellar future. When he wakes up, he discovers that a line of text appears before his eyes whenever he looks at someone. This person went out to cheat last night. If he goes home now, his wife will beat him out the door with a stick. This person got into the school of his dreams, but it would be best not to go there. He should take the exam again next year. This person is about to go to prison. Tell him to find someone surnamed Ding, and he can avoid disaster. This person... has fallen for you! Lu Zheng: Three hundred for fortune-telling by analyzing characters, one thousand for a reading. I only tell fortunes about the near future, not the distant future. For that, pay me ten thousand! Cut the chatter. I only want money! As the Empire's top charlatan, Lu Zheng says he can tell any fortune except that of the Heavenly Wolf King, Mu Hanfeng! He doesn't believe this man is his destined partner. Spending seven nights in bed? What kind of stupid fate-reading is that? Lu Zheng: Can I refuse to marry him? Mu Hanlang: Darling, Article 984 of the Fantasy Moon Empire Code says that once an omega man comes of age, he must be bound as a healer to an alpha man with healing powers equal to his own. Lu Zheng: ...Could we at least call a ceasefire for one night? Mu Hanlang: Darling, Article 1690 of the Fantasy Moon Empire Code says that an omega man must keep an alpha man's body in good health. Every night, he must cleanse the man's body of the violent energy of spirit beasts and heal the injuries he has suffered in battle. Lu Zheng: ...I want a divorce! Mu Hanlang: Darling, Article 969 of the Fantasy Moon Empire Code says that an omega man may marry only one alpha man in his lifetime. His healing spirit core recognizes only one master, too. A world where you can't even get a divorce. This damn place is enough to drive anyone insane! P.S. A split-personality alpha of two beast types x a busty omega fortune-teller. Also: A brainless, fluffy novel with an Eastern-style Western fantasy setting and bizarre worldbuilding. No ranking comparisons, and if this isn't your thing, don't read it! Theme: