The Corpse Ran Away Again Today

Cong You, the poverty-stricken director of a funeral home, used to worry about two things:

1. Why are the corpses in my care always eager to go out and have fun?

2. When will the fines for corpses escaping finally go down?

Later, when the corpses came back crying and yelling after Guan Shanhe beat them all the way home, he realized that his dirt-poor life had only just begun.

Cong You: Um... Minister Guan... If I pay another fine this month, they’ll take the pants right off me...

Guan Shanhe: Oh? Great. Then I’ll multiply it by ten, interest included.

Cong You: QAQ Help!!!

A poor in body, dark-hearted, chatty bottom, proficient in eighteen ways to save money x

A sultry, elite top who picks fights with heaven, earth, ghosts, and gods

A story about a pair of lunatics trying to save the world while raising their whole family.

Definitely not an uplifting tale about standing up to a bully who extorts protection money (x)

PS: The bottom really is poor. Please be kind to him.

Check out my new story: The Evil Spirits Keep Coming After Me

Before joining the Exorcism Bureau, Qi Jiu’s life goals were to exorcise demons, beat up evil spirits, get promoted, earn more, and buy a house.

Then he was assigned to Bureau Six, the division everyone in the bureau avoided.

The division chief is useless except for his pretty face: lazy, gluttonous, incompetent, and completely unambitious. He spends all day holed up in the staff dormitory, waiting to die. Even when he can’t afford food, he still borrows money from Qi Jiu to buy lottery tickets, dreaming of getting rich overnight.

Worse, every night he tries to climb into Qi Jiu’s bed.

So Qi Jiu has to fend for himself, diligently catching ghosts and fighting monsters to rack up performance points, while tirelessly helping the chief save up money for his future wife.

Later, after finally maxing out his performance points, Qi Jiu knocks on the bureau chief’s office door to the envious stares of his coworkers, only to find someone inside whom he knows all too well.

Lu Shishan: I’ve saved up enough for our future. Xiao Jiu, let’s get a bigger bed \^O^/~

Qi Jiu: Oh, for god’s sake :)

A pure-hearted bottom with off-the-charts combat prowess

A cunning top who hides his true abilities in plain sight and always pretends to be low-key

A lighthearted, plot-driven story with playful banter and chaotic domestic life. Contains horror scenes.

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