Before joining the Enforcement Bureau, Qi Jiu's life goals were to hunt demons, exorcise evil spirits, get promoted, earn more money, and buy a house.
Then he was assigned to the bureau's Sixth Division, the one everyone avoided.
The division chief has nothing going for him except a pretty face: he's lazy, gluttonous, bad at his job, and has no ambition whatsoever. He spends all day holed up in the staff dormitory, waiting to die. Even when he has no money for food, he still remembers to borrow money from Qi Jiu to buy lottery tickets and dream of getting rich overnight.
Even worse, every night he tries to sneak into Qi Jiu's bed.
So Qi Jiu has to fend for himself. He diligently catches ghosts and fights monsters to rack up performance points, while painstakingly dragging the division chief along and making him save up properly for their future together.
Later, after Qi Jiu finally maxes out his performance points, he knocks on the bureau chief's office door under the envious gazes of his colleagues, only to find someone all too familiar sitting inside.
Lu Shishan: "I've saved up enough for our future. Xiao Jiu, let's get a bigger bed! \(^o^)/~"
Qi Jiu: "Damn it. :)"
Powerhouse bottom with off-the-charts combat abilities, a workaholic
Powerful top who hides in plain sight, always pretending to be low-key, and is a total nutcase
Lighthearted, plot-driven story. They bicker and joke around, creating constant chaos. Contains horror elements.
Recommend my upcoming novel: Even Zombies Have to Work Hard
Shen Xu, a thousand-year-old zombie, wakes up one day to find that humans have completely ransacked his tomb. All his gold and silver, jewelry, pots, pans, and bowls have been carted off to a museum for display. They didn't even leave him a bed to sleep in.
With nothing but the clothes on his back, Shen Xu hasn't even taken two steps when he angrily crashes into a human kid who's just as destitute as he is.
The kid is an orphan, all alone and frail enough to collapse in a gust of wind. He speaks gently and softly, and his bright, fluttering eyes seem to peer straight into people's hearts.
As an upright and responsible zombie, Shen Xu takes the reins. He betrays his own kind to take over the kid's family business of ghost hunting and demon exorcism, while carefully looking after (raising) the frail human child, who gets a fever or catches a cold from the slightest breeze.
Then one day, he discovers the bed from his tomb in the storeroom.
Shen Xu: "???"
He turns to ask the other guy what's going on, only to see the kid, who can't lift a hand or shoulder a load, casually raise his hand and kill a whole row of zombies.
Shen Xu: "..."
Fang Xingzhi: "(= ̄ω ̄=) Get on the bed!"
Reversed couple dynamic warning!!! The zombie is the bottom!!!
Tough, domineering, hot-tempered bottom who protects his kid
Usually gentle, but vicious and strong enough to take on ten when it matters, a kind top
Recommend my friend's upcoming novel. Search for [Silver Ear Fish] to find this easy-to-flip belly-up fish.
Breaking the Villain in an Escape Game
To take down a rival game company, Liang Fei accidentally enters the horror escape game it made.
The games from this company owe their popularity entirely to their villains' character designs.
Liang Fei has a brilliant idea: if he wrecks the villains' characterizations, won't the game stop selling?
He goes at it like a whirlwind. He does wreck their characters, but unfortunately...
After their characterizations are flipped, all the villains look at him with deep affection and want to pounce on him!
I told you to wreck their characters, not fall for me!
His teammates, struggling to escape: "Why is Liang Fei flirting with the villains? Is there a traitor among us?"
Here are the medals Liang Fei has earned:
World One: Corrupted CEO -> Clingy puppy (Tell me I'm doing great, okay? Whimper.)
World Two: Overpowered leader -> Frail beauty (My head's so dizzy. I need a kiss before I can stand up.)
World Three: Innocent-looking black-hearted fake saint -> Obsessive, possessive maniac (I'm the only one who can kill you.)
World Four: Devoted loyal dog -> Uncontrollable mad dog in fits (You call the shots in bed, but I call them when we're in bed.)
Liang Fei's plan to wreck their characters is still ongoing...
Haven't updated yet…it's been a long time
Although many years have passed, I still want to see the follow-up
Madam, I'm still waiting for you to come backqnq
Alas, it's been a year and a half and you still haven't come back
Looking through the review records, I turned to the author. Everyone must have graduated from college by now.
Come on, madam, adjust your mentality!
Madam, come back quickly. I can't bear it alone.
It's okay. Adjust your mentality and live happily.
Is this going to start an update? I was automatically renewed on the 4th and bought 78 points.
Why? Just keep going.