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As the big shot among the Pallas's cat spirits, the shortest of the short-legged crew, and a cat with grand ambitions, Tu You once dreamed of opening a bar and using his species' greatest advantage, his looks, to conquer all of humanity!
Then he looked down at the monster bartenders he'd hired.
The little monster bartenders stared up with wide eyes, lying on their backs with all four paws in the air. They stretched their short little arms and legs toward him, drooling as they babbled, "Manager, pick me up!"
Tu You: Whose kids did they dump here?!
Then he resigned himself to picking up the milk bottles and began a monster's life of cleaning up after the little ones while conquering humanity by selling the appeal of their chubby tummies and pudgy faces.
One day, a Chinese fox wandered up to the bar and held out its arms with a serious expression. "Manager, pick me up!"
Tu You: Good grief! We don't hire Chinese foxes! Let go! Stop tugging on my leg!
Zang Shiyi: ...I just wanted to help you feed them.
A short-tempered, money-loving, handsome Pallas's cat bottom
A calm, beautiful Chinese fox top who's broke but determined
A recommendation for my own upcoming story: "Evil Spirits Keep Running into Me"
Before joining the Exorcism Bureau, Qi Jiu's life goals were to exorcise demons, beat up evil spirits, get promoted, get a raise, and buy a house.
Then he was assigned to the bureau's sixth division, the one everyone avoided.
The division chief was useless except for his pretty face: lazy, bad at his job, and not at all ambitious. He spent all day holed up in the dorms, living off others and waiting to die. Even when he couldn't afford food, he still borrowed money from Qi Jiu to buy lottery tickets, dreaming of getting rich overnight.
Even worse, every night he tried to sneak into Qi Jiu's bed.
So Qi Jiu had to fend for himself, diligently catching ghosts and fighting monsters to rack up achievements, while painstakingly looking after the chief and making sure he saved money for his future wife.
Later, after finally maxing out his achievement points, Qi Jiu knocked on the director's office door amid his colleagues' envious gazes, only to find someone he knew all too well sitting inside.
Lu Shishan: I've saved enough for our future. Xiao Jiu, let's go get a bigger bed! \(^o^)/~
Qi Jiu: Damn it :)
A pure-hearted bottom who's extremely good at fighting
A scheming top who hides in plain sight and always pretends to be low-key
A lighthearted, plot-driven story with a bickering, chaotic couple. Contains horror elements.
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Shi Chang is so pitiful... What happened to taking lubricant in the end┻╰(‵□′)╯I watched it all in one afternoon! Well written in big words~
Hahaha, I knew it was Dawang, but I didn't know if Dawang would remind him of it when he grows up and uses lubricant. Which one tastes better between the taste of lubricant when you were a child and the taste of lubricant when you grow up (??ω?)?
Second brush! And… Ahem... Guigui, my little bench is ready, and National Day is coming soon. Ahem... When will you arrange the legendary novel?
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Damn, please check the estrus period of the White Rabbit. I am absolutely sure that the Vixen must have bought a lot of Viagra for the White Rabbit. Wzssm, wsmdbzd
Hahahahahahaha
I saw Gui Gui's comment that he would be provoked every day, so I took a small notebook and wrote it down.
This kind of exercise is very slimming [Exciting. JPG]
That White Rabbit Essence is so exciting, I must be looking forward to the estrus period every day
Come on!!! No! Apply it!!!