I Woke Up and Laid an Egg

[Next up: Returning to the Early Ming to Do Charity] Xie Yun suddenly went from being an ordinary human to a "god-in-training" and had no choice but to take over his elders' inheritance: a shabby hotel that only lost money and never made any. Xie Yun's troubles changed from finding a job to figuring out how to earn enough to support this group of spendthrift gods. And how to deal with the egg he laid... What the hell does it mean to become pregnant through divine inspiration?! Can't afford decorations? The Weaver Girl will teach you to make them by hand. Can't afford a chef? The Kitchen God will teach you how to cook, step by step. Can't afford furniture? The Great God Lu Ban will give you one-on-one lessons. No guests? The gods livestream together, selling their good looks to attract customers. Years later, Xie Yun, now a legend in the hotel industry, said: I have to thank Nezha. He pressured me into making money to buy him a game console. I also have to thank the God of Wealth, because his existence reminded me that even the God of Wealth can't make me rich. Finally, I have to thank Dijun. He taught me how to generate power with love! Content warning: The gods and legends in this story are drawn from classics such as Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West. Qiqi has blended some of them with folk legends, so please don't take the historical research too seriously. Coming soon: Planar Supermarket (you can bookmark it in the author's profile) Blurb: Ye Zhou had finally saved enough money to open a large supermarket. Just as he was getting ready to make his mark, he realized he might have a mental illness. Every morning when the supermarket opened, the scenery outside was different. Sometimes it was a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Sometimes it was a remote mountain forest overgrown with weeds. Sometimes it was a medieval world full of sewage, where you could look up and see a castle. Sometimes it was a war-torn dynasty where the people wore rags and survived by eating dirt and stripping bark from trees. Ye Zhou: "..." All he wanted was to make a little money! Could things not just work out for once? Theme: