[Naruto] Pride and Prejudice

He is arrogant.

She is prejudiced.

Sasuke Uchiha. Nineteen years old, once a severe case of terminal chuunibyou, now a postwar drifter. He may look a little worse for wear, but he's not only filthy rich, with houses and land, he even has a giant robot.

Yuri Agatsuma. Twenty-two years old, formerly Orochimaru's number-one lackey and an outstanding researcher, now a doctor. A stunningly beautiful young woman.

Sasuke Uchiha: Agatsuma, if you feel your life has no meaning, then I'll become the reason you exist. From now on, just keep your eyes on me.

Yuri Agatsuma: Heh. Then I'll choose to keep losing my way in life...

Sasuke, whose sweet nothings are devastatingly swoon-worthy X Yuri, Orochimaru's number-one fangirl

Sasuke Uchiha's second time around. The heroine is still my beloved Yuri. The tone is also still that of a hazy, messy, and slightly raunchy adult world... (I hope my editor doesn't kill me...)

The general vibe is something like an over-the-top romance about a domineering ninja falling in love with me... The goal is to make you swoon so hard your teeth ache...

The whole point is to let loose and sleep with my male idol!

No fighting over pairings. (I know Sakura is the canon pairing, but I still want to write Sasuke X Yuri.)