[Onmyoji] Even a Slacker Fish Can Be a Good Slacker Fish

Li Luoli is an honest, well-rounded girl whose grades are a little above average. She likes playing Onmyoji and makes herself finish her daily quests every day. And then... she really did finish herself off.

One day, Li Luoli, a fake lucky player whose SSRs are all borrowed and a genuine unlucky player, pulled her first SSR in years. But just as she threw her head back and laughed, she transmigrated into the SSR she had just pulled: the Lord of Arakawa.

#I transmigrated out of nowhere and got so startled I choked on a mouthful of seawater# - Truly salty

#Um, Fish-Head Monk, can you move away from me? I'm really not picking on you, my eyes just hurt# - Truly spicy

#Kingyo Hime, you little brat, go play somewhere else! Conquer the world? Who the hell do you think you are, Black Seimei?! Stop wrecking my palace!!# - Truly annoying

#And you, Yasha, you little brat! The waters of Arakawa aren't for flushing toilets!!# - Truly headache-inducing

Lord of Arakawa: “Sigh, life under the sea is so tough. Being Shuten Doji, king of the land, must be much more comfortable!”

Shuten Doji: “Then come live on land! I’ll make sure you’re well taken care of~”

Lord of Arakawa: Why do I have a bad feeling about this...

This is the crack ship Shuten Doji x Lord of Arakawa. If you don't like it, don't read, and please don't flame. I’ve been short on inspiration lately for Naruto and another Onmyoji story, so I’m writing an Arakawa story to relax~

P.S. It turns out Shuten Doji really is the author's true love~

P.P.S. The Lord of Arakawa here is the alternate-skin version.