
Hey, Where’s My Knife?
哎我刀呢?
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 524k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 9mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
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For Personal Use
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Keeping track of stories I haven't finished
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Saved
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Finished and enjoyed (most have devoted, exclusive couples, and none have a devoted-only-to-the-bottom top)
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Recommendations
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A Little Bit of Everything: Full-Read Keepers
Four stars for smooth writing, five stars for an enthusiastic recommendation~
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It's almost four o'clock in the morning, and I still can't believe it. I'm going to see a divorce tonight! ! Otherwise, I won't be able to sleep well.
A classic in my heart that I want to revisit from time to time [Star Eyes]
The plot is pretty good, and the writing really made me...[Cracked]
It's funny, Mr. Li's hands and feet are cold and his kidneys are weak
[Purple sugar]kswl[Purple sugar]kswl[Purple sugar]kswl
Ah, but I like this episode and this couple very much. Why don't some people like it? I love it so much. Ahhhh, this couple. I can't wait to expand the CP.
It's quite sad, hahahaha. People who don't miss him also want his red envelopes.
Pig0 you... I have nothing to say
Hahahahahahaha I laughed like crazy [crying with laughter]
It's really sweet! I still want to read another three hundred chapters!