Your Majesty, You Have the Wrong Snail Shell

Name: Your Majesty, You Have the Wrong Snail Shell
Author: Falling Cherry Blossoms Stain the Ink

帝君，您走错蜗壳了

by Falling Cherry Blossoms Stain the Ink (落樱沾墨)

Status: Completed
Length: 391k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Alternate History
Updated: 5y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

Yuntun is the only little snail in the demon realm whose shell leaks when it rains.

They say he was injured even while still an egg. A crack formed in his shell, and from then on he became a little medicine egg.

So Yuntun, who speaks slowly and moves slowly, is content just to see patients and take his medicine every day.

Until one day, he misdiagnosed an ancient god.

Yuntun (beaming): This... great... god... I... think... you... might... be... expecting.

The Lord (expressionless): ...

Yuntun (looking proud): I... can... deliver... babies... too...

The Lord (expressionlessly moving closer): ...

Yuntun (panicking): Lord... you... have... gone... into... the... wrong... shell... This... is... a... snail... shell... not... your... home!

The Lord (expressionless): Keep your snail shell open at all times, ready to welcome this Lord.

Yuntun: ...

Highlights:

1. A sweet romance, so swoony, so swoony, so swoony!

2. There will be baby snails!

3. The shou is a snail, so the story is a bit of a slow burn.

4. This is not proper historical fantasy. It is very improper.

CP: An ancient Lord who is a devoted, lovestruck, whatever-it-is top X a delicate snail doctor shou who always thinks he has a pretty good temper

The first book, You Stepped on My Feelers, features a powerful, devoted dog-like demon god top who is Reborn X the first snail spirit in heaven and earth, a petty, hot-tempered shou whom no one dares offend.

It's his father's story. If you like it, click into my column to find it. Hugs and kisses~

Announcement: It will go VIP on July 31, which is tomorrow. I'll post a little more then. Thank you, sweeties, for supporting the official version. Hugs and kisses for you all

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