The Entire Cultivation World Is Out to Get Me

[Read with caution. Read with caution.] (Emphasis doubled) [Synopsis] Xu Dao calls himself the Clearstream Immortal Lord, but everyone in the cultivation world calls him the Old Crook Qingguang. With nothing but his handsome face, he cheats people out of their money, their virtue, and their magical treasures. He has more secret identities than a dog has fleas, flirts his way through the entire cultivation world, and never feels a twinge of guilt. Someone once asked him, "My lord, aren't you afraid you'll get yourself killed acting like this?" Xu Dao gave a mocking laugh. Afraid? What was there to fear? He was about to ascend! Then he failed his tribulation. :-D [Bonus Scene] One day, shortly before the Great Ascension, Xu Dao took an egg from beneath himself and gazed tenderly at Xie Xianzhen. "The truth is, I'm a demon. This is the child I laid for you." Xie Xianzhen: "..." Xu Dao strode away, leaving Xie Xianzhen alone to brood over the egg like a single father, until he heard that six other men had identical eggs. Xie Xianzhen: "..." Wait. I might really have been tricked! Note: 1. A secretly sulky gong whose inner thoughts are a nonstop barrage of comments x a plump, adorable, eccentric shou with a magical way of seeing the world and many sides to his personality. 2. The shou thinks the entire cultivation world is out to get him, so he carefully keeps his secret identity under wraps. He never expects them to recognize him at first sight, and all of them want to, umm... 3. The story is told mostly from the shou's perspective at first, so the gong's thoughts aren't directly described. You'll just have to imagine the storm of emotions raging beneath his calm expression. 4. The shou starts out as a chubby ball, but he'll slim down!!! I have a Quick Transmigration story in the works. Pick whichever upcoming title interests you: Master of the Villains [Quick Transmigration] Everyone I've Cheated On Falls in Love with Me [This one will probably be first] Click a title to check it out. Add it to your library to hear about updates sooner. Open the author's page in the app to see the [Next Story]. Here's my Weibo ↓↓↓ [ID: Man Xie Shi Shu] Theme: