I Picked Up an Ex-Boyfriend

Late one night, Gu Qingyi finds a silly ex-boyfriend who seems to have lost his memory right outside her door. "You're twenty-eight," Gu Qingyi says after a moment's thought. "Bullshit! I'm twenty-four this year, and I just graduated from grad school. Don't think you can fool me!" "Apple's already released the 6S," Gu Qingyi explains. "Yeah, right. Don't make stuff up. I just had someone bring me a 4 from America." "We broke up ages ago," Gu Qingyi says with a shrug. "I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen! I'm your boyfriend, damn it! If you dare dump me, you're a scumbag, a heartless bastard, and a shameless jerk!" "..." After taking in the homeless, prickly seme, Gu Qingyi feels her future is looking grim. A few things to know before reading: 1. No rebirth, transmigration, or other wild plot devices. 2. This silly author writes sweet, fluffy stories, so expect a whole lot of sweetness. 3. I might post short jokes on Weibo from time to time. Follow me if you like them, hehe. 4. Updates at 6 p.m., with Wednesdays off. Enjoy! 5. If you like the story, please click the favorite button under the title. 6. [Bottom, no angst!] Check Weibo below for character details. 7. The image beside this is my column. Find it in the upper-right corner of the app, and please follow it. Weibo: A melon-eating client devoted to cuddling cats and dogs: Message: