The Goofy Agent Becomes a Training-Camp Sensation

[Next up: The CEO Serves Me Food, I Spin the Lazy Susan: The more the CEO's persona falls apart, the bigger the rewards!] One second, Xiao He was leading a team fighting zombies. The next, she had transmigrated. There was no apocalypse here, no zombies, and the world was peaceful and beautiful. The only problem was that her new identity was a bit of a mess. As the lowest-ranked agent in the industry, she had a handful of artists, all of them as obscure as the bottom of a pot. On her first day at work, she walked into the practice room to find her artists sprawled around like lazy fish, playing on their phones. Xiao He: Zombies would eat little slackers like these one by one. "Let's start with a simple ten-kilometer run with weighted packs!" Nobody paid her any attention. They kept slacking off. Calmly, Xiao He opened her personal space. "To get everyone motivated, I've found you a partner." Then she tossed a 250-kilogram mutant rat out of her space and said calmly, "Anyone who runs too slowly will get eaten." The little nobodies: !! A week later, one of the little nobodies competed in the show Extreme Speed, finished a ten-kilometer cross-country run in 45 minutes, won first place heroically, and shot to fame. An interview with the reporter after the race. "What's your secret?" The newly famous star burst into tears on camera. "Just imagine there's a hamster taller than a person chasing you from behind. You'd run even faster than I did." Audience: ? ** Xiao He put all her stars through military-style training: drills, cross-country runs, special training, none of it skipped. Before long... While filming a horror movie, they faced a monster chase and acted so convincingly they could rival an award-winning actor! On the show Wilderness Survival, they blended right into the jungle. Even Tarzan himself would have admitted defeat. They went viral across the internet. As her stars gradually made their comebacks, Xiao He also began to step into the public eye as their agent. Reporter: "Everyone says your artists are both book-smart and athletic. When they're suspended from wires, they look as if they can really fly. What do you think?" Xiao He waved a hand. "Believe in science. There's no such thing as flying kung fu." As soon as she finished speaking, she pushed off the ground and flew up to the second floor. Reporter: !!! Audience: Holy crap!!! The next story is The CEO Serves Me Food, I Spin the Lazy Susan. In CEO romance novels, the male lead is tall, handsome, and capable of anything. He always has a smile playing on his lips, with a pie chart appearing above his head. Qin Yangyang comes to this world and becomes the heroine. System: The faster the CEO's persona falls apart, the bigger the reward. On the first day of her marriage by proxy, Qin Yangyang is left in a luxurious mansion spanning six hundred square meters, with no warmth to it. The CEO: She must be so miserable she can't sleep. He comes home at three in the morning. He opens the door to find the living room lights blazing, the speakers blasting, and twenty muscular men dancing around Qin Yangyang. The CEO's confident smile cracks. Ding-dong Persona collapse index: 10 Credited: 5 million * On the second day of her marriage by proxy, her rival in love shows up and offers her 50 million to divorce him. The CEO: She can't be bought. I'm the only one in her heart. Qin Yangyang: Bring me a pen!! Ding-dong Persona collapse: 20 Credited: 5 million * Later, the CEO's persona is shattered to pieces, and he throws himself into Qin Yangyang's arms, sobbing. "You'll always love me, right?" Qin Yangyang wears a faint smile and draws a pie chart above her head: 30% indifference, 30% mockery, 40% nonchalance. "Ha. Men." Theme: Build a strong body and enjoy life.