[Coming soon: The Goofy Agent Who Made Ten Top-Tier Stars: An apocalypse veteran transmigrates and puts celebrities through military-style training]
The variety show A Paradise on Earth began filming, with the remote village of Xiahe selected as its location.
On the production crew's first day in the village, they discovered a family living next door. Cucumber vines climbed over the simple, elegant wooden house, heavy with fruit.
Soon they noticed that the village's fruits and vegetables seemed different from those elsewhere.
The tomatoes were sweeter.
The cucumbers were crispier.
Even the rice was especially fragrant and delicious. Even celebrities who usually hated eating could polish off three bowls.
And after eating, their vision and hearing were sharper and they felt full of energy. When they went for checkups, all their health indicators were excellent!
The news even reached experts at the agricultural academy, who traveled thousands of miles to investigate.
A villager said, "It's the young woman living next door to you. She gave us seeds and taught us how to grow them. Our harvest has multiplied several times! Look, she's over there!"
The camera turned to show a pretty young woman wearing a straw hat and carrying a hoe.
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After Zhong Tian awakened her Divine Farmer bloodline, she fell in love with farming and moved to Xiahe Village to live in seclusion.
She bred new seeds, improved the soil, increased crop yields, and made food taste better, all while enjoying her life in the countryside.
Until a whole film crew moved in next door.
After enduring boxed meals for far too long, the crew discovered the vegetables at her house and wept with joy.
Zhong Tian, who was looking for free labor: You're celebrating too soon.
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Plants thought to have vanished long ago appeared in the world, and experts from the agricultural academy hurried over, all eager to meet the reclusive master.
But when they asked around, the villagers ran faster than dogs the moment they heard her name.
The experts didn't know that this master was a little crazy. Even the Bull Demon King would have to plow two acres of her land before he could leave her doorstep.
Goofy woman devoted to farming x sickly younger brother and bassist
Thanks to Bishi Da Da for the cover!
(Blurb captured in a screenshot, 2022.3.1)
Next up: The Goofy Agent Who Made Ten Top-Tier Stars
One second, Xiao He was leading a squad fighting zombies. The next, she had transmigrated.
There was no apocalypse here, no zombies, and the world was peaceful and beautiful. Only her new identity was a bit of a letdown.
As the lowest-ranked agent in the industry, all of her artists were hopeless, so obscure they were practically black as a cooking pot.
On her first day at work, she walked into the practice room. Her artists were sprawled out like lazy fish, playing on their phones.
Xiao He: Little slackers like these would be zombie snacks, one bite each.
"Let's start with a simple ten-kilometer run carrying a weighted pack!"
Everyone ignored her and kept slacking off.
Xiao He calmly opened her spatial storage.
"To get you all motivated, I've brought you a companion."
Then she tossed out a 250-kilogram zombie rat and calmly said, "Anyone who runs too slowly gets eaten."
The little nobodies: !!
A week later, Artist A competed in Extreme Speed, finishing a ten-kilometer cross-country race in 45 minutes and winning first place, becoming an overnight sensation.
A reporter interviewed them after the race.
"What's your secret?"
The newly famous star burst into tears on camera.
"If you imagine there's a two-story-tall hamster chasing you, you can run really fast."
The audience: ?
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Xiao He managed all of her artists like soldiers, putting them through marches, cross-country runs, and special training. Nothing was left out.
Before long,
Artist B starred in a horror movie and delivered an outstanding performance while being chased by a monster, rivaling an award-winning actor!
Artist C appeared on Wilderness Survival and blended into the jungle so completely that even Tarzan would have admitted defeat. They went viral across the internet.
One after another, her artists regained their fame, and Xiao He gradually came into the public eye as their agent.
Reporter: "People say your artists are talented in both brains and brawn. When they're on wires, they look like they can really fly. What do you think?"
Xiao He waved her hand.
"Let's believe in science. There's no such thing as flying through the air."
As soon as she finished speaking, she pushed off the ground and flew up to the second floor.
Reporter: !!!
Audience: Holy shit!!!
Theme: Hard work is the number one productive force.
I like to see the heroine driving a tractor, hahao(^o^)o
I didn't expect this past life
I rubbed my little hands excitedly, I have been looking forward to this advance for a long time.
Just for a moment, I thought Grandpa Tang died because his wish came true, and it was his soul that came to thank Zhong Tian!
It turns out there is such a foreshadowing, so sweet!
Zhong Tian: If you want to experience the joy of keeping a pretty girl, give me a dollar first.
Ji Fan: Thank you, boss. I only need one penny to support you. The money you gave me is enough to support me for a lifetime.
Brother Li: I didn't expect that my stupid son is a stupid person with stupid blessings! Hahahahahahahahaha
Wow wow, the last episode is so amazing
Ji Fan, you are actually scheming! ! ! Shock
Ji Fan: The "worthless" top class
I like to see the heroine driving a tractor, hahao(^o^)o
I didn't expect this past life
I rubbed my little hands excitedly, I have been looking forward to this advance for a long time.
Just for a moment, I thought Grandpa Tang died because his wish came true, and it was his soul that came to thank Zhong Tian!
It turns out there is such a foreshadowing, so sweet!
Zhong Tian: If you want to experience the joy of keeping a pretty girl, give me a dollar first. Ji Fan: Thank you, boss. I only need one penny to support you. The money you gave me is enough to support me for a lifetime.
Brother Li: I didn't expect that my stupid son is a stupid person with stupid blessings! Hahahahahahahahaha