[Pre-release: The Goofy Agent Who Made Ten Top-Tier Stars Famous: An Apocalypse Veteran Transmigrates and Trains Celebrities Like Soldiers]
Who could have guessed that the D-list celebrity who once went on a show and picked up trash with an award-winning actor would later become a sensation!
Qin Yue is on a variety show!
Director: This is an energy-saving show. Your job is to conserve resources.
Qin Yue, who has been broke for 20 years: Isn't this right up my alley?
On day one, she pedals a little three-wheeled cart, zipping along in a shower of sparks without spending a cent on fares.
On day two, she gets the award-winning actor to sort wastepaper boxes and take them all to the recycling center. It costs nothing, and they even make money!
On day three, she leads the entire cast in sticking on little flowers and taking part-time jobs, building a bigger and better business and making an even greater comeback!
In three days, she successfully derails the show's entire vibe.
The director, wearing a look of anguish: Everyone else is pairing up, fighting, and stirring up drama. Could you at least try to learn from them?!
Qin Yue: What's better than making money?
The audience thinks she's gone crazy from being poor and rushes to offer her donations, only to discover:
The national treasure just put on display at the museum? She donated it.
The jewelry used in the film? She brought it herself.
Even when the show visits children, she'll wave a hand and build them a Hope Primary School!
Qin Yue: My newly reunited dad is a billionaire, and he keeps forcing me to spend money. What should I do?!
Qin Yue is like a flash flood, sweeping through the entire entertainment industry and leaving victims in her wake.
At last, she steps onto the stage to accept her Best Actress award. Several directors, all victims, leave behind words of warning: Stay away from Qin Yue, or you'll be doomed to misfortune!
(Thrifty little bean-counter x innocent, blank-slate young actor)
A friend's novel: The Fake Heiress Becomes a God Through Food in the Interstellar Era, by Mu Shuangli
The next novel is The Goofy Agent Who Made Ten Top-Tier Stars Famous
One moment, Xiao He is leading a team fighting zombies. The next, she has transmigrated.
There's no apocalypse or zombies here, and the world is peaceful and lovely, except her new identity is a bit of a letdown.
As the lowest-ranked agent in the industry, she has a handful of artists, every one of them a total flop, obscure as the bottom of a pot.
On her first day at work, she walks into the practice room to find her artists sprawled around like lazy fish, playing on their phones.
Xiao He: These little lazy fish would each be one bite for a zombie.
"Let's start with a simple ten-kilometer run with weighted packs!"
Everyone ignores her and keeps slacking off.
Xiao He calmly opens her pocket dimension.
"To get everyone motivated, I've brought you a friend."
Then she tosses out a 500-jin zombie rat from her pocket dimension and calmly says, "Anyone who runs too slowly will get eaten."
The little nobodies: !!
A week later, Artist A competes in the show Extreme Speed, finishes a ten-kilometer cross-country run in 45 minutes, takes first place in a heroic victory, and becomes an overnight sensation.
A reporter interviews them after the race.
"What's your secret?"
The newly famous star weeps in front of the cameras.
"Just imagine there's a hamster as tall as a two-story building chasing you, and you'll run really fast."
Audience: ?
**
Xiao He puts all her stars through military-style training. Marches, cross-country runs, special training, nothing is left out.
Soon...
Artist B films a horror movie and delivers such a convincing performance while being chased by monsters that they rival an award-winning actor!
Artist C appears on Wild Survival and blends in so completely with the jungle that even Tarzan would concede defeat. They take the internet by storm.
As her stars one by one make their comebacks, Xiao He gradually enters the public eye as their agent.
Reporter: "Everyone says your artists are talented in both the arts and combat. When they do wirework, it looks as if they really know how to fly. What do you think?"
Xiao He waves a hand.
"Believe in science. There's no such thing as flying skills."
As soon as she finishes speaking, she pushes off the ground and flies up to the second floor.
Reporter: !!!
Audience: Holy crap!!!
Theme: Frugality is a virtue.
There was no extra story about Jiang Shi and An Yunyun until the end. Could it be that in the fortune-telling chapter, Jiang Shi's partner wasn't An Yunyun?
One person's blood writing on Lu Mianmian and the dwarfs
Ah, after talking to mom and dad, we started talking to Princess Mianmian and the dwarf.
Is the dwarf Mianmian's cp?
"Qin Yue" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
It should be cotton
There was no extra story about Jiang Shi and An Yunyun until the end. Could it be that in the fortune-telling chapter, Jiang Shi's partner wasn't An Yunyun?
One person's blood writing on Lu Mianmian and the dwarfs
Ah, after talking to mom and dad, we started talking to Princess Mianmian and the dwarf.
Is the dwarf Mianmian's cp?
"Qin Yue" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ It should be cotton
I like it so much, it's so fun hahahahaha
"Very popular." This is a big bug for the author~
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Finished spreading flowers! See you in the next one!
Hey, when will the new book be released?